A parody of Ringo's "You're Sixteen." Think maybe Starbucks 'll hire us?
Hello! Merry and Pippin are parody writers. We hope you enjoy our parodies of popular songs from the 50s thru 00s.
Lyrics
You come from a machine, sugar and cream
Keep me alert at my work
You're caffeine, you're beautiful and you perk
You're all frothy and swirls, ooh, the steam furls
Café Latte of mine
You're caffeine, amphetamine and divine
You're my java - you're so wet
I need that rush - so there's no regret
You scald my tongue - tastebuds went pop
But, when I drank I could not stop
You cause me some bad dreams and rattle my sleep
Keep me awake in the night
You're caffeine - I'm jitterin' - that's alright
(kazoo solo)
Coffee baby if by chance
I spill a cup down upon my pants
If by mistake in my lap you plop
Ooh that's no prob - I'll sue the shop!
You're dispensed from machines, you spill in my car
Give me the runs ev'ry day
You're caffeine, you're beautiful and au lait
You're caffeine, so beautiful on my tray
You're caffeine, keep me buzzin' all workday
All day, awake, no way
I'll stay, must have – café
