Don't Spam Grandma
Humorous Country-Pop Track | Don't Spam Grandma by Doug Buche | Stream Free
funny song about dealing with spammers calling....
Southern California song writer.
My songs cover a wide range of genres...I am always experimenting with and exploring new forms of music to express my emotions and ideas and to share them with others...with hopes they will enjoy the sounds...
SoundClick artist Doug Buche presents "Don't Spam Grandma", an outstanding release in the Country-Pop genre. There is an authenticity to the performance that draws the listener in. With a tone that is humorous, sarcastic and music with amessage, Doug Buche's track connects on an emotional level. "Don't Spam Grandma" has peaked at #17 in the Country-Pop category on SoundClick. Doug Buche continues to build a Country-Pop catalog on SoundClick, one of the longest-running platforms for independent artists.
Story behind the song
very sick and tired of so many spam call and obvious attempts by con artists to scam people.....
Lyrics
Dont Spam Grandma
Doug Buche copr 2024
Intro verses:C E
Grandson:Hello Grandma. What you been doing?
Am F E
Grandma:Oh not much honey...I just got a call about taxes I have to pay.
F G
Wait a second I recorded the call...you can hear what I say.
C E
Hello Maam I need to talk to you about
F G
some taxes you did not pay this year.
Am D
GMOh I am sorry...please tell me what did I forget to pay... dear.
C E
Spam caller:Well let me look...first, I need your social security number.
Am D
GM...Oh I remember it...it is 999-555-1234.
C Am D
Spam caller:Thank you Maam...well send you information how to fix this problem.
C E
Grandson: My God...Grandma that call was a scam.
Am A7
Don't you know you should never give your social security number to anyone...Oh Damn.
D7 C E
First Verse: GM...Whatd you say. Do you really think I am that dumb.
Am F
I thought you knew me better than that grandson.
C E
I got those numbers off the top of my head.
F G
That dumb ass spammer does not know I have street cred.
Chorus:
Dm Gm
How can we stop them...these obnoxious spammers.
C A7
Probably in their basement still wearing their pajamas.
F D
What would it be like if they took to honest work?
A G7
Wouldnt it be heaven to say goodbye to these jerks.
Eb6G F6A
Bridge: I put my number on the do not call registry
Gminor7F D7
but it has had no effect...no benefit for me.
E7 A7 F
I get 10 or more calls a day. Sometimes when I am bored, I use them to entertain
G
It beats cussing and throwing my phone away.
F G7
I stopped doing that while ago...cause it made me feel ashamed.
Second Verse:
Grandma:
C E
I get calls about free solar panels and that my roof needs a fix.
Am F
Someones stole your credit card, they try the security code trick.
C E
I get IRS threat calls...from a guy who sounds like the mad hatter.
F G
The FBI also needs to contact me...they say its a serious matter.
Chorus:
Dm Gm
How can we stop them...these obnoxious spammers?
C A7
Probably in their basement still wearing their pajamas.
F D
What would it be like if they took to honest work?
A G7
Wouldnt it be heaven to say goodbye to these jerks.
Extended chorus:
Dm Gm
Why dont they know we think they are disgusting?
C A7 F
Acting so arrogant...invading peoples privacy.
D
They'll act like they know you...use your first name.
A G7
They treat us like we are stupid...like we dont know their game.
G G
I will never buy anything from them...not one damn thing.
