I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.
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Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN.
Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick.
Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone.
Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me.
Because I did it for Love, I did it for God.
And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO
Lyrics
PHONEBONED AGAIN
Warning, May Contain Peanuts, if you can't eat peanuts don't listen to this song.
I, I, I can't say the reason why
You, you, you, can't play, can't show, what's new?
See, in the ocean, in the sea
Out there bobbing, it's me
Making it look easy to the end
She can't make it and I'm phoneboned again
Wash, wash, wash my face, the human race
Laugh, laugh, please, don't laugh, stop laughing at me
See, in the ocean, in the sea
Out there bobbing, it's me
Making it look easy to the end
She can't make it and I'm phoneboned again
Never had a reason, never once knew
Never had in fact much any old clue
I don't even quite know
How I can do what I do
Stapled to the maple
By the people of Papal
... or is that Pay Pal?
There goes my air, Hal
Rotate the pod, please
Rotate the pod, please
Open the pod bay doors, Hal
-Guitar solo...
I'm, I'm, I'm afraid, my mind is going, Dave
She, she, she left me a teddy bear
And both of us want tea
See, in the ocean, in the sea
Out there bobbing, it's me
Making it look easy to the end
She can't make it and I'm phoneboned again
She's the least awakened and I reckoned beaten better men
She's too busy and I'm too dizzy (and dead)
She can't make it and I'm phoneboned again
Copyright 2025 - JESUS OLDMAN
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