I’m tripping on a chair
I see a chair falling down the stairs
I’m smelling the feet of a chair
And chopping up a chair with an axe
I write “chair on the bathroom mirror
And set a chair in the bathtub
There’s a chair smoking in the broiler
A chair sliding on the roof
And a chair slumped in the seat of my car
I’m walking toward a spinning chair
Shrieking and stinking
At my place at the table