A Cow Pie for Kelly (DanKitti)
A Cow Pie for Kelly (DanKitti)
a group of home recording musicians, recording for fun
Lyrics
Kelly says the world is smelly
and she is sick to her belly
she wants to change her name to Nellie
and fill her bathtub full of jelly
give me your cow pie Monday
and it will be a fun day
give me your cow pie tuesday
and it will be a no-more-blues day
Kelly is filled with grief beyond belief
so she asks, where’s the beef
and then she talks to an Indian chief
who knows a martian named splatfeef
give me your cow pie wednesday
and it will be happy hens’ day
give me your cow pie thursday
my “things will be a blur day
a cow pie for Kelly, and things will be OK
just one cow pie, and troubles go away
take it with you on holiday
and dream of a Hogsby named Sallymae
give me your cow pie friday
because that is cowie pie day
give me your cow pie saturday
and that will be my fatter day