Walter (The Glass of Water)(Bored Young Men)
Walter (The Glass of Water)(Bored Young Men)
a group of home recording musicians, recording for fun
Lyrics
Oh yeah, oh yeah
They be sportin’ chromosome ties
Triple X X X for triple Y Y Y
Walter coats the spotlights
Specially tonight
To make him a bigger man
The hunter seeks the hunted, Daria!
Cause a microphone
Needs a microphone stand
Big blast at Walter’s tonight
Get this down!
Walter will finally get it, all right
He’s in trouble before
But the bug’s been ironed out
Cause now it’s his show
on his turf tonight
You’ve got the moves
And the lines figured out tonight
All right
No more lost in the sauce
This blast’s been choreographed
He moves like a jaguar
Quicksilver sleek silk thread
Through fabric cheap
It’s gonna impress Daria
I’ll put my fist on my waist
Just like this
Then my saucy look
Turn abstract
Resulting into a Erroll Flynn laugh
All eyes, all eyes
On Walter’s wit tonight
Problem was the previous din
Pushed him out
Closed in on him
Correct for previous use
Of body and space
Correct for effect of previous din
Walter’s eyes on Daria tonight
She needs to know
That I’m a funny boy
When the Mandy that he slips her
Hits that honey
She’ll be ready
Down to the cellar alone
Where no noise
Can tear them asunder
Where no boys
Can turn her head
And take her from him
Obey my brain
Walter positions himself
In front of a large white screen
While Daria’s lip leak eye slip
Are fixed on this crazy scene
See, Walter figures that
Competing colors
That paled his wit before
A control book color
Will amplify humor
Kinda get his foot in the door
He tells jokes
He tells her jokes
He tells her jokes
And soon she becomes hypnotized
As Walter’s colorless voice
And colorless form
And colorless wit
Have fused and blended
To the blank screen
White on white on white on white
As she stares
Somewhere in there
Walter, Walter,
Has disappeared
Walter, Walter,
Has disappeared
Has disappeared
Has disappeared
