THE POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK

JESUS OLDMAN

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pot calls kettle black

JESUS OLDMAN

I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.

CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Stories

Charts

#3 in subgenre

Author

JESUS OLDMAN

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Uploaded

January 31, 2026

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MP3 7.9 MB • 320 kbps • 3:28

Lossless

WAV 69.9 MB

Lyrics

THE POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK




Call out the cattle
And show your mettle
It's all
The pot calls the kettle black
We don't know
Who's what
And what they might lack
It's all Devil May Care
Spanky Pank Underwear

Call up the florist
We're all just tourists
It's so... it's so thick and fast
That it all... smacks us back

To the wall!
To the end!
It's a Shit Show my friends
As the pot calls the kettle black

Come on wake up you sleepyhead
And try to get you out of bed

And there's a bit to bring you 'round
I went and phoned ahead

Oh yeah

The coffee it'll wait a bit
Sing on sing on ya howlin' tit

You'll have her done in but a day
You're so good, don't know what to say

Here we go
And you know whoa...

Call up the cattle
And work your rattle
It's all
The pot calls the kettle black
We don't know
Who's what
Or what they might lack
It's all Devil May Care
Spanky Pank Underwear

Phone up the florist
We're all just tourists
It's all... so thick and fast
That it all... smacks us back

To the wall!
To the end!
It's a Shit Show my friends
As the pot calls the kettle black

So can you stick around a while?
Give us another moonlight mile?

And here's a bit you understand
I want to hold your hand

Oh yeah
Yeah yeah

The coffee it'll wait you know
Sing on sing on through the snow

You'll have her done in but a day
You're so good, don't know what to say

Here we go
Don't you know

Call the cattle
That's half the battle
It's all
The pot calls the kettle black
We don't know
Who's what
Or what they might lack
It's a Devil May Care
Sneaky Pete Underwear

Call up the florist
'Cause we're just tourists
It's all... all so thick and fast
That it all... it just smacks us back

To the wall
To the end
It's a Shit Show my friends
As the pot calls the kettle black

It's a Shit Show my friends
As the pot calls the kettle black

It's no wonder we hardly know
What to do




Copyright 2026 - JESUS OLDMAN

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