Jerzy Theme (Not New Jersey)
Its the Jerzy Theme, play this one loud and bop ya head, read the lyrics along with it and download it for betta quality!
True funny shizznit
Alrite geeza's this ur man Dev Dayko aka Dirrrty Jerzy, keepin real and realer for yous folks.
I just make the music I feel comfortable with, dont know if u the people would class it as comedy but its sum funny shizzat. Over the coming months a lot more tracks will be added, looking at many different views and going ons in the world, Inbreds, Bush, Goverment Of Fallacy, Old People, Geeza's, Bush, Cash Machines, Britain, Bush and Dirrrty Jerzy!
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Story behind the song
Well really I just wanted to like an anthem song so I recorded Jerzy Theme, its a feel good song, listen and enjoy!
Lyrics
Jerzy Theme (Not New Jersey)
Verse 1
Ive been watching music closely/
Celebrities who jus dont kno me/
Ive seen records pop, records drop and every Benzino record flop/
Ive seen Eddie Murphy pick up a tranvestite/
Ive seen Michael Jackson pick up a whole elementry school/
Ive witnessed Ludacris tryna Act A Fool/
Ive seen Lil Bow Wow be taken in by Jermaine Dupri/
Ive seen Eminems 8 Mile Movie/
Ive seen the retirement of Puffy and Jay Z/
It'll take more than black to erase me/
Hook
Its Dirrrty Jerzy, u know ur thirsty/
Ur on the floor, ur begging for more/
U cant get enough, u want it in ur butt/
U want it ur muff, u want it ur mouth/
To all my Geezas, Playboy Divas/
All the homeless with diseases/
Check my visas, check my reasons/
Go ahead and call me Jesus/
Repeat
Verse 2
Dirrrty Jerzy's coming through, bringin u sumthin new/
Taking over Carson Dailys interviews/
That r worser than Dizzie Rascal tunes/
Ive seen Britney Spears kiss Madonna/
Justins face in pure horror/
In Everytime Britney died/
But she rose out the bath still fuckin alive/
Ive seen Miss Aguilera tryna be Dirty/
But no way is she as Dirty as the Jerzy/
Ive seen Janet Jackons fuckin breast/
For 6 weeks I was mentally distressed/
I cudnt get the image outta my head/
Like wen I heard Jam Master Jay was dead/
Ive seen Cheeky Girls making more tracks/
Wen r they gonna quit the act and hurry on back/
To Translyvania, Ive seen Budden Pump and 50 Mania/
But it wont be long before he once again gets shot/
If not by Ja then by Chedder Bobs Glock/
Hook
Its Dirrrty Jerzy, u know ur thirsty/
Ur on the floor, ur begging for more/
U cant get enough, u want it in ur butt/
U want it ur muff, u want it ur mouth/
To all my Geezas, Playboy Divas/
All the homeless with diseases/
Check my visas, check my reasons/
Go ahead and call me Jesus/
Repeat
Verse 3
Everytime I take a step/
It seems another label becomes impressed/
Un-educated I dropped out of college like Kanye West/
I'm making songs for yous folks to remember/
Then I'm gonna collapse like the 11th of September/
But it expands beyond the music world/
Ive seen Sven Goran Erikson cheat on his Wife/
Ive seen french cowards set forests alight/
Ive seen british and american soldiers fight/
Ive seen Iraqi soldiers been pissed on right/
Ive seen Ian Huntleys creepin in the night/
Ive actually seen Manson been polite/
Ive seen J-Lo's relationships break up..break up..and break up/
Ive seen the state of Florida been earthquaked up/
Ive been told I'm a Ken Kaniff rip off/
Im nothing like that homophobic jack-off/
Ive seen Hulk Hogan return to wrestle/
Ive seen George W choke on a fuckin Pretzel/
Hook
Its Dirrrty Jerzy, u know ur thirsty/
Ur on the floor, ur begging for more/
U cant get enough, u want it in ur butt/
U want it ur muff, u want it ur mouth/
To all my Geezas, Playboy Divas/
All the homeless with diseases/
Check my visas, check my reasons/
Go ahead and call me Jesus/
Repeat
Verse 4
Sycho bitches, gettin riches, cleaning dishes/
In Hells Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey moaning, bitching/
Jennifer Ellison, Jennifer Anistion, Jennifer Lopez/
Without no Friends equals hopeless/
Like NY Thugs on the streets... dopeless/
Big Brother, Home Invaders, Wife Swap, Room Raiders/
Rich Girls, Faking It, Boiling Points, Fuckin Shit/
This my anthem but I aint talking bout New Jersey/
I'll take it to the max and I dont mean Pepsi/
Respect me, if u dont then dont expect me/
To give u the same respect G, Ginger/
Minger, Jade Goody, Kurt Kobain, fingers Bloody/
Courtney Love, Courtney Cox/
Ben Afflect, I'm still, im still, Jerzy from the Block/
Tell u bloke get off my rock, get off my cock/
Makeveli has returned Im the reborn 2 Pac/
Hook
Its Dirrrty Jerzy, u know ur thirsty/
Ur on the floor, ur begging for more/
U cant get enough, u want it in ur butt/
U want it ur muff, u want
