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This song has a 10 seconds of silence so don't worry it's working.... This is what happens to gay porn stars who do lots of tweek and take it up the ass for drug money.
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CRANK AND DOUGHNUTS KICK FUCKING ASS!. but don't take our word for it, listen to our songs and tell your mom we'll be pullin out of her ass and into yours! check us out on www.sesamestreetgangsters.com
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
#4,290 today Peak #47
#610 in subgenre Peak #7
Author
Jerk Johnson
Rights
Yes
Uploaded
October 26, 2004
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:52
Story behind the song
Pain can do alot to man, you'll give away your whole stash just to get the dam things cut off of your ass.
Lyrics
Please cut these hemeroids off I can't take the pain Please cut these hemeroids off they've been hurting for days Please cut these hemeroids off i don't like to complain Please cut these hemeroids off but their driving me insane I tryed to hide the pain the best I can i popped oxicontants and got addicted to vikeadan and perkasets too anything would do to try and hide my discomfort from all of you but now i don't care, i'm in desperation i'm in desperate need of an emergency opperation what i'm saying to you is the truth it's really not fake my asshole looks like a clump of concord grapes Please cut these hemeroids off I can't take the pain Please cut these hemeroids off they've been hurting for days Please cut these hemeroids off i don't like to complain Please cut these hemeroids off but their driving me insane i can't bend over i can't sit down i've called up every single doctors office in town i begged them i pleaded even got down on my knees heck i even offerd to throw in a kilo of tweek realize that i too am a man and sometimes it's hard being a living ledgend being on the rhode 24-7 sux when your sitting on an expensive plastic blow up doughnut Please cut these off I can't take the pain Please cut these off they've been hurting for days Please cut these off i don't like to complain Please cut these off but their driving me insane the proctologist said i had the biggest hemroids she'd ever seen i do gay porn when the moneys right dock if you know what i meen i told her that this shit has to go our i was gonna miss my own god dam rock show so she gave me a trank, but my tollerance was too high she had to give me two more, my heart stopped i almost died i woke up feeling grogy but soon feeling frogy god dam i got one smokin' hot body! they took them hemeroids off and now i'm finaly free! they took them hemeroids off now i'm as nasty as a wanna be! they took them hemeroids off i can finaly shit in peice! they took them hemeroids off no more hemroids for me!
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