I was walkin' in the park when it hit me
This guy from behind clubbed me over the head with a billyclub
With a big billyclub
He knocked me on the ground
Pulled down my pants
And stuck a proctosigmoidascope up my ass!
Procto!
Sigmoidoscope!
Sitting on the toilet
Oh my god it's a proctosigmoidascope!
Proctosigmoidascope!
Ah, next what I do
Is I wear a chastity belt so no one can get up there
With a proctosigmoidascope
That's right y'all
That's what I have to do
So now, you know what we gonna have to do?
We have to watch our asses
Cuz my theory is:
Stuff comes outta my ass, but nothing goes in
Nothing goes in my ass
Like a proctosigmoidascope!
