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Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Adult

Charts

Peak #7

Peak in subgenre #3

Rights

playeru.com

Uploaded

November 25, 2004

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MP3 27.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Lyrics

Ho ho ho don’t go that way rude off that’s the ghetto 
Those kids don’t deserve anything
Besides I rather get some pussy on the west side of town than getting robbed

Ho ho ho 
Open up your door 
I’m angry Santa Claus and guess what yall I’ve got something to show
I came to bring some hateful sprit
Got a big dick now guess what’s in it
Something for the rich something for the poor so 
Fuck you all 
you ho ho ho’s
Fuck those children 
They ant getting shit
But there mommy’s can ride Saint Nick

I’m sick and tired of those ungrateful tricks
Cole in there stockings is all they get

Took Ms Claus on a shopping trip
On the way to Wal-Mart
What did we get

Fucking rap music 
On every damn station

I hate rap music 
You know what im saying

All year around
You fucks try to clown

Then in December 
When I come to town

You try to be nice/ you don’t think twice
With cookies, milk, and a fruit cake so fruity
Fuck the bullshit
I want mommy’s booty

You know your daddy ant hitting it right
That’s why mommy cant wait till Christmas night

Your all passed out
On egg noggin laced with rum
All mommy wants is some dick and some come
Ho ho ho don’t go that way rude off that’s the ghetto 
Those kids don’t deserve anything
Besides I rather get some pussy on the west side of town than getting robbed

Ho ho ho 
Open up your door 
I’m angry Santa Claus and guess what yall I’ve got something to show
I came to bring some hateful sprit
Got a big dick now guess what’s in it
Something for the rich something for the poor so 
Fuck you all 
you ho ho ho’s
Fuck those children 
They ant getting shit
But there mommy’s can ride Saint Nick

I’m sick and tired of those ungrateful tricks
Cole in there stockings is all they get


Really want to know what I do Christmas night

I fuck college girls till the jobs done right

Ill make em turn tricks like a circus show

While my elves smack there asses and call em ho’s

They like doggie style
It’s the red nose way

Finger in there ass hole during 4 play

They scream Santa Santa
When I ask who your daddy 

Then I guide them to eat pussy
Like tiger woods caddie

Thell play with each other from start to finish


And what they eat all night would make Popeye say fuck spinach

Ill take a missile toe
And put it over my penis

Then say my dick is dirty come over and clean it

Viagra is my best friend
I eat it like candy

KY in my pocket
When I tap the fanny

Poor Ms Claus she thinks im working

Getting tired of porn
Getting tired of jerking

I’m going to open that pussy 
That’s shut so tight

Marry Christmas to all
Fuck you and good night

Ho ho ho don’t go that way rude off that’s the ghetto 
Those kids don’t deserve anything
Besides I rather get some pussy on the west side of town than getting robbed

Ho ho ho 
Open up your door 
I’m angry Santa Claus and guess what yall I’ve got something to show
I came to bring some hateful sprit
Got a big dick now guess what’s in it
Something for the rich something for the poor so 
Fuck you all 
you ho ho ho’s
Fuck those children 
They ant getting shit
But there mommy’s can ride Saint Nick

I’m sick and tired of those ungrateful tricks
Cole in there stockings is all they get

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