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Do I wanna fuck Martin's in his ass for cheaper or do I want to fuck Kroger's in her ass for cheaper? Hmmmm... Let me take my pick on that one! Ok, I'll narrow it down I'll compare it to stores, ok? Well, we'll add the pop in the situation, ok? Ok, follow my lead on this one alright? So say, I want to fuck either a guy or a girl in her asshole, ok? You could translate that into more or less saying, I either want to go to Kroger's, which is the girl, or Martin's, which is the guy, and try to find that pop for cheaper. So, let's see, do I wanna fuck Martin's in his ass and get the same feeling, or do I wanna fuck Kroger's in her ass and get the exact same feeling Martin's would give you? But ya know what I'm gonna go for the cheaper one. If you go buy a Pepsi at Martin's that would be at Kroger's, there's not a difference between the two, you're buying the exact same kind of fucking pop, aren't you not? Even if you go to Save-A-Lot, and find Pepsi... {Transexual Asshole} Yes, I was just about to say that you took the word right outta my mouth. So if you go find a Save-A-Lot Pepsi which is the same thing as Kroger's and Martin's Pepsi, you're not really losing in any situation. You're getting the same sensual feeling out of the three pops, that are the exact same thing, that we can translate into all three different assholes. You wanna know why? Cause there's not a difference between the three. You can even throw Meijers into it, we don't even want to know what to call Meijers is just... {Midget Asshole} Midget assholes. But still, at all four of the places, you can find Pepsi and it all tastes the same, where in translation you can go to Save-A-Lot, Martin's, Kroger's, or Meijers, and get the exact same sensation, all for the same price really. What if they're not on sale? Wow! Then you're stuck fucking each one of them in their asses. They're not even, they're all for the same fucking price of $7.99 per 24 pack. Wow! They're still pretty cheap but guess what? Assholes don't come that cheapily. But still, in translation, your not losing any sensation out of any four of those, they all taste the same which I'd hate to imagine. You're really not losing outta any of the four of them because you wanna know why assholes are assholes, and they're all the same. Pepsi's are Pepsi's and they're all the same. Unless you want to buy Diet Pepsi then thats your own fucking problem. But Pepsi's are Pepsi's, and assholes are assholes, there's no difference between the two. Exactly! We can go to a whore bar... But it's but it's the most honest one too because if you drink a Pepsi, ok here, you put four Pepsi's on a table. And each of them have a, have a, friggin piece of tape that tells which store they're from. And some dumbass goes up there to drink four of the some pops, and tells the person, "Yeah these all taste the same". So they bring out four assholes and they put them all out on the table. They say, they say, stick your dick in each one, and keep it in there about two minutes each. So they're pumping for about two minutes in each fucking asshole, and once again he tells the guy, "They're also the same!". So in realization, all Pepsi's taste the same all assholes feel the same, cause there's not a difference between any of the eight of those things. The four Pepsi's you just tried were all the same and the four assholes you sticked your dick in, were all the same too. The only difference between the four assholes is that two of them are shaved and two of them are not. The midget was still a fucking man.
