Name: Jesus in a Miniskirt
Channel: Jesse/Rick/Nick Swartz
Description: "Jesus in a Miniskirt" is a song by Teabag of Terror. this is also a golden nugget song because I [jesse] am in both bands and both bands worked on it

Jesus in a Miniskirt

Teabag of Terror

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this is also a golden nugget song because I [jesse] am in both bands and both bands worked on it

of funny good terror stuff teabag tenatious d frank zappa music

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Teabag of Terror

We're Teabag of Terror: Three of us who have nothing better to do than to make songs about crackheads, midgets, and Jesus as a male prostitute

we sit in my basement and play music. Its fun and well im tired

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #48

Peak in subgenre #27

Author

Jesse/Rick/Nick Swartz

Uploaded

December 17, 2004

Track Files

MP3

MP3 4.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

well it was me, rick, and nick swartz sitting in nicks basement jammin and stuff. We got really bored and made a song about jesus as a male prostitute trying to hit on me

Lyrics

Yesterday I saw Jesus-
In a yellow mini skirt-
He was looking real good-
With his see through shirt-
He walked to the car and said-
Boy, your looking fine-
Then he came to ask me-
Are you looking for a good time-

Jesus I love you-
But you know i can't love you that way-
No offence or anything- 
But I'm really not that gay-

Jesus walked away feeling down in the dirt-
A teardrop fell to his see through shirt-
I'm sorry Jesus I didn't get you paid-
I'm sure there's a guy out there that'll love to get you laid-

Jesus I love you-
But you know i can't love you that way-
No offence or anything- 
But I'm really not that gay-

(guitar solo)

Jesus I love you-
But you know i can't love you that way-
No offence or anything- 
But I'm really not that gay-

The news said Jesus-
Shot himself in the face-
It probably didnt help-
I sprayed him with that mace-
Im sorry Jesus about you suicide-
And now your spirit is washed away with the tide-

Jesus I love you-
But you know i can't love you that way-
No offence or anything- 
But I'm really not that gay-
(x2)

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