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A story about Mr. Frosty Treats the ice cream man smoking crack.
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Old school big beats, funky grooves, funny raps. The Bumptious Kankers are now retired after 7 years of crazy kantankerous music. Thanks to all that listened.
Old school big beats, funky grooves, funny raps. The Bumptious Kankers are now retired after 7 years of crazy kantankerous music. Thanks to all that listened. However, around Halloween time, the Kankers might just drop a couple of spooky rhymes for old times. Also coming soon, Limited edition Halloween album, featuring tracks from the past 4 halloweens + remixes and alternet versions.
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Hip-Hop • Alternative Hip Hop
Charts
Peak #862
Peak in subgenre #73
Author
Corn Cobb
Rights
2005
Uploaded
February 07, 2005
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MP3 3.6 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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every town has one rollin down their streets it's the ice cream truck with mr frosty treats! kind to all the boys and girls pass out ice cream cones and he be back tomorrow at exactly 3:03 yo but Let me tell a story that I'll never forget on a hot summer back in 1996 Mr Frosty Rolled up blastin out his ice cream jam all the kids heard it so to the street they ran it was a good 4 blocks before he finally stoped we only got his attention by busting his window with a rock i notcied frosty was twitchin when he'd scoop a snow cone he tried to scoop but catapulted it in the middle of the road he was crushin waffle cones as he tried to fill it with chocolate plus there was no vanilla anything left, hey what gives? forget the popcicles cuz he left them sitting out all melted, drippin, leavin a trail along his ice cream route ---------- Do you like to snort cocain? do you like it in your brain? can you tie your arm off and shoot H like kurt kobain? can you smoke a crack rock in a pipe from the hemp shop Do you like to snort cocain? ----------- the next day there were no signs of that frosty treat ho we waited until about 5 but he never showed this went on for a good week or so until he rolled up with white stuff all up under his nose trying to sell us his watch along with a double dip we all got nervous and bought all his stolen sh** the truth was out, Mr Frosty treats was smokin crack no more treats for us kids and that was wack so he praticaly threw us the ice cream and sherbet then He sped off to the crack house to get his fix with the clown head on top spinnin he went to the hood what the hell was happening, none of us understood more time went by and no mr frosty treats even the really hot days were now looking bleek none of us will forget that strange look in his eyes The ice cream truck we once loved, we now despised ---------- Do you like to snort cocain? do you like it in your brain? can you tie your arm off and shoot H like kurt kobain? can you smoke a crack rock in a pipe from the hemp shop Do you like to snort cocain? ----------- so we finally gave up hope and forgot about frosty treats and had our parents by us the weak store brand ice cream then one day we saw the truck speedin down the road cuz frosty treats was being chased by 5-0 We saw him in the front doin an 8-ball of coke and his girlfriend tied up in the back about to choke we got on our bikes and followed the crack junkie he started laughing like a loon or a spazed out monkey got crazy like a sick-o with a big fudgesicle threw it at a lady pumpin' gas at the citgo took the truck off a big ramp on the sidewalk and tossed out banana splits and aimed for the cops frosty treats eatin ice cream, smokin crack, pushin 102 then plowed passed cars in a mcdonalds' drive-thru but then the ice cream truck tipped over and we heard a boom frosty ran out naked, and went for the woods but soon the cops finally opened fire and he got shot and old mr. frosty treats died on the spot So that's my story, why i'm lactose intolerant beware of your friendly neighborhood ice cream man ---------- Do you like to snort cocain? do you like it in your brain? can you tie your arm off and shoot H like kurt kobain? can you smoke a crack rock in a pipe from the hemp shop Do you like to snort cocain? -----------
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