Welp, this damn sure didn't come out how I wanted it. It's like... jumbled
Webba and the crew. W2, all day, ebby day
I'm CWebb, The South Side Spida, The Arachnid Kid, Webbanation X, The Webbaman from South Cacky Lack, chyeah. I'm just some guy from around the way who likes to change his voice in songs to make it sound like other peeps... Greatness
Story behind the song
What should've been the VERY FIRST SONG I RECORDED is also the very first song I ever wrote on paper. The instrumental was great and the song itself had great potential, but the differences between the headphone and heaphone-less versions are too different. It's decent on the phones, but through the speakers it seems jumbled. One day I may just fix that, but for now, it's done and out of the way
Lyrics
[Chorus 2x]
You bet your ass the Webb is back
Hitting you with the first official track
Red boy with the Webbanation hat
South Side Spida, how ya liking that?
[Verse 1]
Its me its me, Im back, Webby Webby
The self proclaimed king of the parody
I know that Ive been gone for a minute
But yall must be fools if you thought I was over and finished
Im here still, do take ya chill pills
Or roll a phat blunt, cause Webby aint done
I just started havin fun, no longer on the run
From them black suits with the anti-Webba guns
Its just peace and prosperity, Webba hittin heavily
Dexterity off the meter, I cant be buried
Face red as a cherry,
Tired from dippin through bougly chicks claiming they all wanna marry me
Im kinda like Cena, cause you cant see me
Its like Im camoflagued, Webba bustin out fatigues
C-Dubb working up to the big leagues
Have my enemies drop to their knees and pray for me
[Chorus 2x]
You bet your ass the Webb is back
Hitting you with the first official track
Red boy with the Webbanation hat
South Side Spida, how ya liking that?
[Verse 2]
The boy is so cooz, the boy is so nice
Rockin Webbinum while ya’ll just rockin dry ice
Rollin spheres while ya’ll just rollin double dice
The Spida here, I said, don’t even think twice*
If I rolled on the radio, I’d shock the whole world
Have ya jaws drop like dudes when they stare at schoolgirls
Sick freaks, they should be banned from this Webba action
Pullin off Kobe Bryants, R.Kellys, and Micheal Jacksons*
Some peepoles run with a crew, and Webba ain’t no diffrent
D2 for life! Kaos Makers runnin’ this s**t
We know what it is, where to go, and how to get it
Its a worldwide takeova and your just a first hand witness*
Any opponent step up, and I’ll crush them with the quickness
Or like the little bro says “I’ma crack em with the Christmas”
You may be better off quiet when the Spida gets to talkin
And you may be better off cryin when the Spida gets to walkin
[Chorus 2x]
You bet your ass the Webb is back
Hittin you with his first official track
Red boy with the Webbanation hat
South Side Spida, how you likin that?
Kisah... you likin me yet?
Kisah... you likin me yet?
Kisah... you likin me yet?
Mooha!... People I ain’t done yet
[Verse 3]
Don’t fret, the world as we know it is under attack
It’s the Derailer like A-Train on the fast track
“He’s on the level” no vato, the level’s on me
I’m climbin my skinny ass up the steps of vic-to-ry*
If Webba’s goin too fast, then your just hella slow
I got my shadow to cast, and it’s gon swallow you whole
Kinda like when Monstro the whale swallowed Gepetto
And Pinnochio too, had them both stranded on a busted boat*
Eight legged freak, and he’s gonna come and invade your home
George Thorogood clone, cause I’m “bad to the bone”
Got some chrome in my pocks, but it ain’t no microphone
Catch a case with the ‘rachnid, I put bout two too ya f***in dome
If you still hatin me, don’t listen to my fuggin song
If you just started hatin me, then playa you just fuggin wrong
Tower climber and kidnapper like King Kong
I enter the Webbanation, kickin harder than Lei Wu Long!
[Chorus 2x]
You bet your ass the Webb is back
Hittin you with his first official track
Red boy with the Webbanation hat
South Side Spida, how ya likin that!?
Yeah son... how ya likin that?
South Cacky Lack, how ya likin that?
VA, how ya likin that?
East Coast, how ya likin that?
Mid West, how ya likin that?
West SIIIIIIIIDE, how ya likin that?
JP, how ya likin that?
My peeps of the Nation, how ya likin that? How ya likin that? Uh huh