Jimmy crack corn and he don't care
riding his bike in his underwear
I swear, Jimmu aint alright
but a 12 pack's gone and I think it took his mind
Jody does'nt get along with anyone
thinks she's better than everyone
I despair, Jody is on my nerves
but a 12 packs gone and she might take off her shirt
ooh
ooh
ooh the rules of 12
Jaime aint easy on the eyes
just a little short for her size
I declare, Jody she aint fine
but a 12 packs gone so I think I'll call her mine
Johny's been edgy all his life
doesn't waste time on an alibi
I'm aware, Johny he likes to fight
and a 12 packs gone so I think I'll say good night
ooh
ooh
ooh the rule of 12
