Strictly Nosehairs On Tap

A loose joining of unlikely members from different countries, backgrounds & levels of sanity (or lack thereof). If it weren't for that tour bus having 4 flat ti

Band Members Igleson Snortworth III - Vocals, guitar, bass & lyrics. Igleson is the main lead vocalist in this band. Steve A. Dore - Guitars, bass, keyboards, recording, mixing. Steve also does percussion, re-percussion, mastering, yapsterizing, yada, yada. Doesn't drive or fix flats. May eventually learn to sing, even. Earplugs are "on the house." Schnoodles Langtail - Slide guitar, vocals, sound effects, percussion. Schnoodles is one of the band members from another species (obviously!). She & Sable are the prettiest & smartest members, by far. Thank God for non-humans! Sable Sabbath - Band manager, possible future keyboard player. Sable Sabbath is a cat who became the manager of the band (there were no humans left who would do the job!). Sable likes simple pleasures, like shrimp & sushi. Since "Sable" is another word for "black", now we could say we are managed by "Black Sabbath(!)". Really cool cat, too. Probably has an I.Q. over 200. Don Campau - Radio D.J. Don is a friendly D.J. who got tricked into giving this band airplay & becoming a project member! So far in this project Don has just been the host of his radio show, "No Pigeonholes", which is aired on KKUP 91.5fm. Try http://www.kkup.com/ on the web. Don is also an underground artist who has been recording a long time, has lots of solo releases & collaborations, plays several instruments- guitars, bass, keyboards, vocals, does his own recording, etc. Check him out. He's cool. *Additional Members* Snorfles McKenzie & Donovan O'Snorfley, renegade noses with a pretty nasal attitude (that snot funny!). *Past Members* Snorfleen Wigglebottom - Vocals. Snorfleen was a vocalist in an early line-up of the band, missing in action, went freakin' nuts. Now we'll never do any Edith Bunker covers without her! Snoodler MacGerbil - Accordion. Snoodler was our only accordion player, who died while giving birth (we warned him!), but at least he won't have to go to prison for playing accordion (y'know, that "3 strikes" stuff...). Adolf Moosoline-Knee - "Vocals" (he was a windbag, actually). Adolf was a "vocalist" who took money for singing songs but never did the job. He was last seen in public getting arrested for holding up a dumpster! Somebody should have told him to get his workouts at the gym instead. Juan Valdez - Percussion Juan Valdez (not to be confused with *Exxon Valdez* because he won't ruin anyone's beach!)- A really nice, low-key kind of guy in Mexico who saved us from angry patrons in a bar by saying nice things about us. Seems the re-do of "Cielito Lindo" as "Fageeta On A Flower Tortila" went over like taking a shot of tequila down the wrong pipe with some folks! We offered him a position in the group as percussionist, but he politely declined. So he will be an honorary Nosehair, at least. Oh, yeah, he saved us from the Federales, too (badges? We don't need no steenking badges!).

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