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The 'Hauuggghh' Song
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This is a hilarious, "comedy" song.
tomboy tina michelle blum
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ToMBoy is each member of TLC wrapped up in one. Her commercial sound has a voice mixture of Left Eye and Da Brat. Her song contents are a mixture of club-bang
ToMBoy is not just a description of a female who acts and dresses like a boy, but she is also an urban rap artist who is out to push the barriers that most females are scared to push based on what society says a woman should be. ToMBoy cultivates the title of her album, “It’s A Phemale Conspiracy,” simply by shouting out to the world that she is not going to compromise or change who she is just because her ways do not conform to what society says is the norm for a female. Although boyish and sometimes flamboyant with her lyrics, ToMBoy still maintains her feminine and sensual side, while her commercial, innocent baby-face provides a hell of a shocker to audiences when they hear what’s inside those loose lips of hers & discover that she’s quite older than she looks. ToMBoy has the commercial appeal of TLC, the down-to-earth aura of Aaliyah, and the sassiness of the Da’Brat. This triple-threat hot mama who raps (and is a poet), writes (Raps & R&B songs), produces (to include playing the trumpet and piano by ear) has musical ears like that of Missy Elliott, and the melodic passion like that of Alicia Keys. She is a crossover success waiting to happen. This comedical rapper, who doesn’t mind sitting with her legs open or even unexpectedly farting, has audiences cracking up with her catchy hooks & funny punch lines leaving those who are listening sure to rewind the disc because they can’t believe what she just said It’s enough to make one blush. Her baggy jeans & titty-shirts have her looking like a TLC remake, while her grown-folk racy lyrics have her sounding like a female Eminem. Her delivery, with the voice texture like that of Left Eye (RIP) and Da’ Brat, captivates audiences & keep them spinning her tunes. And, that’s not all! On top of that, she’s a cutie too, plus a Staff Sergeant in the United States Army! Wow, huh! But, ToMBoy is not just another tough babe with a cute face. This talented shortstop is utilizing her image to make a statement in support of the women’s movement and empowerment. ToMBoy’s image makes a statement that says she doesn’t have to take off her clothes or wear short mini-skirts to get where she wants to be in life, & shows that she doesn’t have to walk and talk like a female to actually be one. This sassy attitude is one to be reckoned with and most females who peep her !-- can relate. ToMBoy’s nonchalant persona makes her one of a kind, and she is definitely the next superstar to rise to the top of the charts!
Song Info
Charts
Peak #1,454
Peak in subgenre #827
Author
words by Tina Blumenberg, Music by The Insomniax
Rights
2004
Uploaded
April 19, 2005
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.9 MB 128 kbps 4:14
Story behind the song
I had a song where my lyrics said... "I stick my finger in your bootyhole / and make more sound come out ya' than a studio..." I rapped that to some friends of mine, and they were like, 'So what if I was to stick my finger in your bootyhole?' and I responded with, 'You can't because I got a cork in it, and it only comes out when I have to have a bow movement.' So I wrote another song and the lyrics reflected that statement saying... "My butt-crack got a cork in it / cus I don't wanna get no sores in it / I take it out for maybe 4 minutes / cus everybody gotta crap / I wipe the splat / then I put it back..." That really made people go "hauuggghh," so I decided to write a song called "The 'hauuggghh' song" in defense for my crazy/off-the-wall lyrics to tell the world that I'm only joking. Don't take me so serious!
Lyrics
HOOK: I sticky glue my butt cheeks and I make you go… “Hauuggghh” Grab your nuts and squeeze ‘em till I make you go… “Hauuggghh” Use my pubic hairs as weeve and make you go… “Hauuggghh” No she ain’t say that, but I made you go… “Hauuggghh” VERSE 1: Now some cats just can’t understand me Other cats say they almost can, but almost doesn’t count like Brandy Like Foxy, I taste just like candy So slop me down, But want your dick sucked? Must be a mix up, I ain’t Foxy Brown! And what I say ain’t such a freakin’ big deal So all you chicks chill I power forward like a big wheel Up in Hickville Still, Rocking crowds like babies Everybody got me laughin’ while they look at me crazy Steady, sayin’ “Hauuggghh” Like they ain’t got a cock or a booty Sayin’ “Hauuggghh” Like they don’t hear the same thangs in the movies Sayin’ “Hauuggghh” Cus doody’s in every line I’m tired of niggas who act like fartin’ is a crime Steady, sayin’ “Hauuggghh” Every time I mention these words Sayin’ “Hauuggghh” Every time I say that I gotta terd Sayin’ “Hauuggghh” Like they ain’t got a crack in they butt But soundscan is still trackin’ this up, yo! (HOOK) VERSE 2: You know you like it, Come on yawl, don’t fight it Wac mcees, it’s just like suckin’ cock… Don’t matter just don’t bite it Trippin’ on my CD Yawl niggas is sleepy Cus the thangs comin’ out my mouth ain’t all roses and peachy Philosophical like Neiche I’m not one known to preach But they say speak now or forever hold your peace And what good is knowledge without sharing every nook and cranny You know every female owns a pair of period panties? I know, the things I say, I need to keep to myself I know I’m somethin’ else Trust me I’m seekin’ some help But for now I just speak what I’ve felt Sometimes I speak to myself I guess that’s better than if you sleep with yourself And me and me music yo, together we Bonnie and Clyde Got the world screamin’ “Hauuggghh” Like somebody just died I push these mommies aside Cus I got this thang locked like cell blocks Got you screamin’ “Hauuggghh” like you shell shock (HOOK) VERSE 3: Overall, I’d like to give thanks to God Cus I know the things I say make people think I’m odd My music ain’t for getting freaky or even made for making babies It’s made for grossing people out and makin’ them think I’m crazy Every time I talk nasty, they like ToMBoy you trippin’! But if you take me serious then you got some screws missin’ Listen, I’m just spittin’ To make you laugh I lollygag on the mic, instead of make you sad Make you mad If you sayin’ “Hauuggghh”, you made me glad You must’ve heard the line about the fat broad with crabs Just cus you do these things in private, don’t act like they don’t exist It’s like it’s taboo to talk about what mother nature permits But this ain’t knew to me Whatever I choose to speak The best thing I could do, is just stay true to me Cus you sayin’ “Hauuggghh” like you don’t be adjustin’ your crotch It’s gross, but freedom of speech whether you like it or not, yo! (HOOK) VAMP: The “Hauuggghh” Song The “Hauuggghh” Song Everywhere I go, I hear The “Hauuggghh” Song The “Hauuggghh” Song The “Hauuggghh” Song Everywhere I go, I hear The “Hauuggghh” Song Yo, I don’t be nasty to be freaky I be nasty to be funny I be nasty to make you laugh My main objective ain’t the money This is how I am naturally, Ask the people who know me, ya’ heard!
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