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Dr. Demento: My Fat Ass Itches
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Dr. Demento said: "Think of the truly legendary giants of blues, like Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bessie Smith, B.B. King. Well, none of them ever made a blues quite like this one: Ken Turetzky."
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Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers.
Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers. Adam Sandler, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch; Tom Lehrer, Allan Sherman, John Prine, Bill Cosby) can download and other popular tracks from my EP at (99 cents per single; $4.95 for the five-track album). ($8.99 plus shipping). . to receive occasional e-mail notices about my adventures in the comedy music biz...
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #63
Peak in subgenre #14
Author
Ken Turetzky
Rights
Ken Turetzky 2003
Uploaded
May 06, 2005
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MP3 0.9 MB • 128 kbps • 0:58
Story behind the song
Dr. Demento featured "My Fat Ass Itches" four times during 2005 on his nationally syndicated comedy radio show. The song was No. 3 in Dr. Demento's "Funny Five" on April 17.
Lyrics
Been on the street all day I've been all over town Gonna be on my feet some more, you know I can't sit down Because my fat ass itches My fat ass itches My fat ass itches And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway Old boy come up to me Say, Buddy, you got a match? I said, I don't have time right now You know I gotta scratch Because my fat ass itches My fat ass itches My fat ass itches And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway I'm ridin' in the subway And ooh, I gotta scratch A cop slaps on the handcuffs And say, Boy, you can't do that Just 'cause your fat ass itches Your fat ass itches Your fat ass itches But oh, you can't be livin' thataway Well, I used to have a woman But I couldn't love her right Said, Honey, please excuse me And come back tomorrow night Because my fat ass itches My fat ass itches My fat ass itches And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway Oh Lord, I tried Preparation H, hot bath, high-fiber diet, yoga, meditation and prayer meetings. But nothing will relieve this nagging itch. I fear it will be with me until my last dyin' day. ....Baby, you don't know what discomfort is. Aaaaaaaaah!
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