Lyrics
I'm Kaptain Konundrum,
And I come from the tundra,
Or Canada,
Man and uh,
You really don't how much I've done uh,
So here's the story,
And more o' you,
Don't know how to be victorious,
Or at least,
Have more o' this,
Than I do I'm notorious,
It started in 7th grade,
I'm amazed,
That if that day,
Hadn't happened then hey,
I wouldn't be on stage,
See what happened,
Was for a project I was rappin',
Back in,
7th grade and after,
They were askin',
For some more rhymes,
And some more times,
I bore lines,
So that I,
Was a big thing in people's lives,
They wanted to hear me,
I was nearly,
Creatin' fear see,
People weren't gettin' dreary,
'Cause I wasn't deliri-,
Ous and sayin' I was better than I really was,
Because,
I was just startin' somethin' I now love,
Then I got the news,
I had to move,
It was true,
To America, yeah, someplace new.
Yo this is the story of the way,
That I got to where I am today,
With almost 3 years under my belt man hey,
People need to know what happened before it's too late! x2
8th grade,
Everything changed,
A strange,
And a new place,
No friends no reputation,
I was lame,
So I sat back,
In the dark,
As my rap,
Talent sparked,
And this crap,
Started up,
Comin' back,
Had it all,
One day it came up,
And I brang up,
The fame of,
Bein' a crazy rappin' mania,
All of a sudden.
I was somethin',
That everyone was buggin',
To be bumpin',
Tellin' me to start up thuggin',
So as all of a sudden I rose and I started,
People recognized me as a rappin' artist,
And even though I may not have been the hardest,
Everybody knew that I could end up the hottest,
So as my flow,
Started to grow,
I know,
I signed up for the annual talent show,
But I blew it,
And I knew it,
Lose Yourself didn't do it,
To make me known throughout the school and,
I just had to keep movin'!
Chorus x2
9th grade I hit the stage again,
And made some friends,
And maybe then,
I was the craziest,
And people liked it,
It was more than being white it,
Was really people understanding I could fight and,
I made a cd,
Silly me,
Made it on MP3,
Only worked on PC's,
It sounded crappy,
But I was happy,
People bought it,
Laughing I started,
And nobody could stop me,
So I started another one,
Hotter than others son,
'Cause I gotta be better than all other competition,
So I started to be known,
I was blown away,
At how many people would walk up and say hey,
You're that kid who raps,
Ain't you the Kaptain,
I just sit back laughin',
Man, yep it's happenin',
I'm finally gettin' back,
All that crap,
I lost,
In Canada,
With that said,
Goodbye to y'all!
Chorus x2
