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Sarcastic B and our homie Chee Z Flava givin major dis-respect to them Doonfoot schemies!
scottish rap robert burns alloway celtic hiphop
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If Carlsberg did Hip Hop... they'd probably be sh*** compared to us.
Yo! Listen up. We is cummin at ya from da heart of da Burns Country - as in da mean streetz of ALLOWAY in Scotland. You think you had it hard in da Bronx or Compton? Pussies! We had homeless homies sleepin under da Brig o' Doon at nite and drive bys at Tha Land o' Burns Centre. Somehow we made it thru all that and now we is keepin it surreal.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #174
Peak in subgenre #38
Author
Sarcastic B/Chee Z Flava/M C Bigpants
Rights
Mutha's Pryde Records 2005
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June 06, 2005
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MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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Sarcastic B and our homie Chee Z Flava givin major dis-respect to tha Doonfoot pussies!
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A donkey-rigged brother I'm Sarcastic B. Got a way wit da ladees I was born in Allowee... I walk the talk, I talk the walk. The *itches were born to suck my *ock. I'm a Mofo, not a Homo. I trim my *itches bush with a muthafurkin' Flymo. Its like Driveby Cropspray, drawin' mud from the well in the middle of a hurricane. She heaved a Havana, a Chocolate Banana. Her hairy lassoo caught a hold of my monkey spanner. I'm Cheezee Flava, a dip you wanna savour. If yo *itch has got stubble then you really gotta shave her. If a *itch likes cheese and she gives my tube a squeeze. I'll give her a sausage sandwich and some runny Dairyleas. Blimey Girls, The Limey Girls. D'ya wanna come an try me girls. The Elephant Gun is loaded Gonna make you really slimey girls. My luncheon meat fencepost is a tasty fillin'. And a triple deck sandwich would take the top billin' I'd slide it in an' prize it in It's the Limey Girls I'm thrillin' Slip you each a crippler then spend the day chillin'
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