You're such a fag
You play chess and D&D online
Steaming vegetables for pleasure
Melting chocolate, blending it with drippy scrote
I'm glad Van Halen kicked you out
They kick ass now
Sammy Hagar is hot and is wicked cool
You're the new bassist for Tool
But you were too Gay, even for them
Jealous of Martha Stewart and Scott Peterson
Cause They're being Raped in Prison
And you got Out on Bail
You Love to Saute OJ's Moist Scrotal Meat
You're such a queen, I hope you die
You go into chatrooms, to pick up guys
Hoping you'll get tracked down
By PeeWee Herman and ICP
You're now signed to scatdiver records
Next year, you go on tour with Probot and Lacuna Coil
You're probably gonna be kicked off this tour too
Your band is so fucking gay
You're the singer and Tom Petty plays drums
Simon Cowell is on bass, Master P on guitar
Your keyboardist used to play xylophone for White Zombie
His name is Frank Stallone
You band is called Van Loggen
You love H.I.M., the A*Teens, and Simple Plan
You're a fucking queer, I hope you die
