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Zombies
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This is what you should know about zombies.. Pay attention boyz and girlz!
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We play electronic music, EBM, techno, trance, rave, experimental, industrial with some comedy elements. Don't worry, be happy.
We are two rubber ducks from Stockholm in Sweden who started this project to have some fun when we don't have anything better to do.
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Electronic • Experimental Sounds
Author
Dr. Bauer
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Rubber Records
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August 15, 2005
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MP3 2.2 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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As any expert on the zombie menace will tell you, zombies don't kill people. People kill people. Zombies just help. Surviving a zombie invasion is 90% common sense and rational understanding of your situation. Take a moment to review the basics: Zombies have limited offensive capability. Mainly they bite, like a lil' sissy boy. That's a close range weapon with a range of about three inches square. Don't let them get that close. Refuse slow dances. Don't be taken in by the old 'gee your hair smell!! Old School Zombies are not spry. The fact is, they just aren't well wired anymore. If accosted, you can walk around it; it won't catch up. For fun, run around one in circles and make it dizzy - it's more fun than cow tipping. If one happens to get close, give it a good shove and watch it topple like your drunken Uncle Phil on Christmas Eve. All Zombies are social critters. Traveling with other zombies make zombies feel more intelligent. They also find that traveling in packs aids in hunting: really stupid people are more likely to trip over one of them if they are littering the landscape. If you find yourself being slowly surrounded by zombies, calmly un-surround yourself. They hate when you do that. Don't hide in phone booths. Don't lock yourself in unmoving vehicles. Locomotion is your advantage - use it.
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