i'm sorry that i gave you herpes
i'm sorry that i gave you crabs
and i'm sorry i slapped your mama's ass
in front of your brother and dad
it wasn't my fault when i blew up your dog
i was drunk and i couldn't quite see through the fog
but i guess that i still apologize
well i know these sorries were doomed from the start
but i'm tellin ya girl, this shit's from my heart
i'm sorry I made you so angry that you cried
i bet you wish that i died
i'm sorry i shit on your sister
and i sacrificed her kids
but i cleaned up the blood and i washed out the sink after i satisfied damien
now i warned you that i'm a bit crazy
you thought you could take it in stride
well you were wrong and i apologize
i know these sorries were doomed from the start
but I'm tellin ya girl, this shit's from my heart
i'm sorry i made you so angry that you cried
i bet you wish that i died
