He discovered his friend's 'secret' -
My Way parody
Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
Story behind the song
Funny, he didn't kiss like a queer.
Lyrics
I found my friend is gay
He made a dress out of his curtain
My friend, he is a queer
I’m pretty sure, I’m pretty certain
His trunk, is packed so full
From travellin’ down, the Hershey highway
And more, much more than this
He’s gone the Guy Way
Regrets I’ve had a few
But smokin’ pipe, ain’t one I’ll mention
I’ll do, who I have to do
But packin’ fudge is one exception
I’ve slept with tramps and sluts
At cheap motels, along the highway
But more, much more than this
I won’t go the Guy Way
Yes there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more, than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up, and spit it out
I faced it all, I stood tall
But not in the Guy Way
My friend, yes once he tried
So late one night, when I’d been boozing
And now, when looking back
I can’t see much that was amusing
I blackened both his eyes
And I may say, not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no not me
I won’t go the Guy Way
For what is a man, what has he got,
If not himself, then he has not,
To say the things, he truly feels,
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows, I took the blows,
But not in the Guy Way.
