the song is called: put super glue on the toilet seat so that next time i have to let turds fall out of my asshole i starve to death
50 ways to kill me
50 ways to kill me.
Lyrics
.32. put super glue on the toilet seat so that next time i have to let turds fall out of my asshole i starve to death
i can't express how much i love
sasquach even though i'm horny
i wish he was real then he would
kill off all the christians and
then i would plunder and loot and
steal i want to slaughter every
christian on earth i also want to
demolish anyone who's not pro-choice
i also want to call up James Earl
Jones on the phone and play with my
cox to the sound of his voice the
real reason i want to die is because
when i crap it smells like shit and
the real reason i want to croak
is because when i fart it smells like
bread. glue me to the toilet then i
get stuck there for days me being stuck
without food is one of the 50 ways..
in the last days of a dying autumn
the brutal winter is on it's way
and the demons that lerk inside me
have sinister intentions and are here
to stay. what do you call getting away
with suicide? i call it a crime of
perfection. what do you call it when
you give a corpse a boner? i call it a
res-erection.
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