Meet Willy
Now I won’t judge a girl on looks
Pretty covers on dumb books
Plagued me from 12 to 24 years old
And that’s just one of my hard lessons
Some psychos make good first impressions
Truth be told, I married two of those
Now I’ve got a fool proof indicator
I use the day that I first date ‘em
I’ll just take a woman to my truck and saaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
Meet Willy
He’s a big ole mutt
Dumb as bricks and slow as mud
He’ll lick your face and wake you up
When he needs to go outside
Meet Willy
He’s a friend of mine
Sheds a sheep in summertime
Sleeps on the bed and dines on Hormel Chili
Yeah meet Willy
Now if a girl can’t get along
With a 90 pound fun loving dog
Chances are we just aren’t gonna work
If she shows no disgust or fear
And scratches him behind the ear
She might be the one I’m lookin’ fur…
And if we make it to my room
And she gets a whiff of his perfume
She has to laugh about it when I saaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
Meet Willy
He’s a big ole mutt
Dumb as bricks and slow as mud
He’ll lick your face and wake you up
When he needs to go outside
Meet Willy
He’s a friend of mine
Sheds a sheep in summertime
Sleeps on the bed and dines on Hormel Chili
Yeah meet Willy
And when you’re fast asleep
In the dead of the night
And feel something in your side
Don’t worry, it’s all right.
Meet Willy
He likes hide and seek
Buryin’ bones, way down deep
Grab a balls and he’ll jump to his feet
Meet Willy
