This song is from the musical: "The House on Penbrook Way", and features Paul giving advive to Jack on what, Paul thinks, girls are all about.
Lyrics
Paul:
LATELY IN MY LIFE
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
I’VE HAD SOMEWHAT
OF AN OBSESSION
AND SINCE PAUL IS MY NAME
TO PULL IS MY GAME
HANDING FORWARD SOME ADVICE
IS THEREFORE MY PROFESSION
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
I MAKE MYSELF LOOK RIGHT
COS THAT IS THE NIGHT
WHEN IT’S GONNA GET TIGHT
I DON’T LIKE GIRLS
WHO WON’T GO ALL THE WAY
BELIEVE ME BLAD
WHEN I SAY
GIRLS ARE JUST
FOR ONE THING
THEY’LL DO ANYTHING FOR
BLING-BLING!
LET ME BE BLEEZY
A BEEZY IS SO EASY
WHEN THE TWIRK WANTS TO WORK
OFF THE HEEZY
YOU GO GET A TELLY
MAYBE SOME MARY JANE
FIND OUT SHE’S A SCULLY
AND SHE’LL DRIVE YOUR HEAD INSANE
I LIKE GIRLS
WHO GO ALL THE WAY
THAT VERY NIGHT
AND THEN THE VERY NEXT DAY
THE PERK OF PERKULATION
WHILST ON THE DANCE FLOOR
IS ONE OF FASCINATION
AND IT LEAVES THEM WANTING MORE
SO GET GIRLS
THAT GO ALL THE WAY
BELIEVE ME
YOU’LL BE THANKING ME ONE DAY
MY CUDIES SAY I’M A BIG WILLIE
THE BEAUTIES SAY, WELL, I OWN ONE
BUT HAVING ONE
IS THE ONLY WAY YOU’LL GET SOME FUN
I LIKE GIRLS
WHO GO ALL THE WAY
LET ME TELL YOU
IT’S ALL “GRAV-AY!”
So, you get what I am saying?
Jack:
Not a word. I think what you’re saying is quite frankly, quite absurd.
Paul:
I GAVE YOU MY ADVICE
YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
YOU SHOULD TRY IT ONCE OR TWICE
JUST TO PROVE I DO BELIEVE IT
THAT GIRLS ARE JUST
FOR ONE THING
A BOPPER
A BOSS HEAD
JUST ASLONG AS SHE’S CRACKIN’
EVERY NIGHT
AND EVERY DAY
I LIKE GIRLS
THAT GO ALL THE WAY!
