This is not a serious song you dumbasses...
We are Prog/Power/Thrash/Nu/Death/Melodic Death/Comedic Metal band, with some other random shit.
We pwn? No really... actually no. But Yeah. m/ ^_^ m/
Um, most of the stuff we've recorded so far has been joke stuff, but we're slowly working up material for a serious album. The tracks Kill the Messenger and Speedmetl are possible tracks for that album.
Story behind the song
Um... I had a cat named Tipsy... She jumped off a bridge?
Lyrics
I had a cat named Tipsy,
She jumped off a bridge,
She said it was because,
I kept hiding her in the fridge,
I said, "Tipsy Don't do this,
it's the sixth time this week,"
She said, "It's ok.
Cause cats always land on their feet,"
Chorus:
Cats always land on their feet,
that's what she said to me,
Cats always land on their feet,
It's the sixth time this week,
And I don't realy care if she's done it before,
She does it one more time,
and I'll fucking kill that bitch (she's out that door).
I had a dog named Mitsy,
he was kinda wierd,
he always had his poker face on,
and a nicely trimmed beard,
He said, "Hey dude, Can I borrow some money?
I need to go to the store,"
Truth is that he went to vegas,
and He got himself a whore (I didn't see him anymore).
Chorus
Cats always land on their feet,
Dogs just take your money and they spend it in vegas,
Cats always land on their feet,
Dogs go out and gamble cause the really hate us,
Tipsy the Cat [X4]
