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N.W.A.
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A song from my up coming album, N.W.A., which is still a work in progress. This song has no beat but the final verison will.
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Crazy white boy who raps about crazy shit. Also raps about being a scrub. I also rap about more serious shit like depression, angry, and love. I don't rap li
Da Jokerman is in da mutha fuckin' house! Ready to throw down some hip hop flava from a whole another fuckin' world. You won't hear me rap about lame ass shit like money, cars, and being a gangsta or a pimp. My style ain't like that. I rap about some outrageous shit. And some serious shit too. So if you lookin' for some unique and different shit then you found your man right here mutha fucka,
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Hip-Hop • Hip Hop General
Charts
Peak #1,687
Peak in subgenre #940
Author
Da Jokerman
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Da Jokerman
Uploaded
November 09, 2005
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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 3:31
Story behind the song
A song from my up coming album, N.W.A., which is still a work in progress. This song has no beat but the final verison will.
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I ain’t your typical loveable nerd, I’m quite absurd Spit out a curse word and flip ya the bird And if ya say shit I’ll impale ya wit a ninja sword And hang ya high above a Ouija board Because I’m a nerd wit attitude, always in a wicked kinda mood A fuckin’ crazy ass dude, fill ya forehead with screws And go Super Saiyajin like Goku from Dragon Ball Z Shoot a Kamyama Wave up your ass if ya pick on me Because this geek is a freak on a serial killa streak Hack ya up wit an axe till ya look like hamburger meat Then sell ya to the cafeteria ladies for lunch next week That’s why half of the student body has suddenly went missing Including the president, a richie girl who’s a dopier bitch then Jessica Simpson I slapped the slut across the face with her silicon titties Till her face was black and blue and no longer looked so pretty Then I shoved a grenade up her pussy and staple it shut So when it blew up her uterus came shooting out of her butt And if I keep this shit up soon all the popular kids will be gone And the nerds will be taking over the school after to long And there kiddies lays the point of it all To give the outcasts control of the halls And start a new era up in this mutha fucker Where the scrubs are the kings and the popular kids are the ones who have to suffer Chorus(2x): I’m a NWA A Nerd wit attitude I don’t watch what I say I’m always getting lewd So don’t get in my way Or I’ll slice ya in two Call me crazy If ya only knew I may look like a pussy but appearances can be deceiving If ya dare push me, I’ll leave ya ass bleeding When I pluck your eye balls out and replace em wit fire crackers Pour thumb tacs in your mouth and kick ya in the nuts so hard ya shit out ya bladder Might say that’s sick but it doesn’t really matter Because your talking to the real life mutha fuckin’ mad hatter And I just got done fuckin’ Alice all up in her ass With the March Hare watching, jerking off in a tea cup glass This nerdy boy takes bizarre to a whole other level Ran my teacher over with her car and slapped her across the face with a shovel I also sprayed a flame thrower over the school playground Left it scarred and charred looking like a World War II battle ground And that shit is just the tip of the iceberg Trust me if I wanted to I could get a lot more disturbed And I don’t even have to try hard to think of the shit, it just comes to me Especially when some punk ass bitch makes fun of me Like my brother who disses everything I like So I made his head go ring a ding ding wit a lead pipe Hit em so hard his nugget bounced around like a bobble head And his eyeballs spun around in the inside of his head Like a mutha fuckin’ slot machine Threw em off the house, his body bounced off the ground like it was at trampoline That’s what the bitch gets for all the years of giving me shit Broken bones and his cranium split And on top of all of that his girlfriend’s now sucking my dick Chorus(2x): I’m a NWA A Nerd wit attitude I don’t watch what I say I’m always getting lewd So don’t get in my way Or I’ll slice ya in two Call me crazy If ya only knew From these rhymes ya can tell I ain’t a boy scout Reach into your mouth and rip your tongue out Then use it to lick my ass and balls Before shoving it right back into your jaws Because I’m insane, I guess all the violent movies and video games Have finally destroyed my brain At least that’s what the parent groups would give the blame When I disemboweled a bully during gym class And used the climbing rope to hang the jackass Then there was the time I super glued my science teacher to the chalkboard And started throwing pencils at em like he was a human dart board And then drunk some chemical formula and grew to 15 feet tall Started trampling kids, charging down the school halls Then I busted through the wall of the girl’s locker room They where having an orgy in the shower room But when they saw me they ran out,
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