Lyrics
Rob Me A Pet Store -n- Get me A Kitty
Verse 1
if their fur isnt brown, blend in the with ground,
man they made me their king, so go make me my socks,
if i could call em a shoe i call it claws with the shocks,
if i call out a color, its the same as its mother,
i got like grey somes and white katz, some are just fat,
i might get katz errrday, like your pay roll,
they may get groomed so nicely (oh) so pretty (oh),
or clip these (oh) long claws sheesh,
Kitten and Katz you can tell when they cut it,
ya see my granddaddy hates em, but my momma loves em,
cuz when they....
claw on ya back, -n- ya spank them (say what)
ya betta after ya beat them..
i got a kat i call wendy baby you know what that means,
she looks like Hopscoth, dumb dumb, Shelly -n- fiend,
i wouldnt leave em for nothin only a crazy man would,
so if you catch me in the city, somewhere out in the woods just say
Chorus: x2
turn around for me daddy
(what you lookin at)
Let me see your kitty
(let me see ya what)
ya, ya kitty, ya ya, ya kitty,
(rob me a pet store -n- get my a kitty)
Verse 2
what it do baby, its the kitty man eric chance,
i got this room lookin something like a kittys trance,
i got da katz and da kittens all pinned yet,
they might cause a stampede if you walk on the set,
my katz bitin like shes chewin on kitties food,
grinnin showin off their fangs sippin on some water good,
she puts flesh where her mouth is and bite ya arm,
20 kids 30 rents let em know shes so forreal,
her motivation is from 30 milks -n- vitamin D,
the furniture my house piece with some duck tape please,
she got your wrist there -n- neck there dats gotta hurt,
but its her coat that got on-lookers so lose for words,
her eyes she so pretty their like what the who,
open up my house and you see mo animals then a zoo,
their fur are mind blowin givin everybody chills,
call me pet stealer cuz im stealin everybodys thrills,
Chorus x2
Verse 3
Ric got dem Brown, got them whites, got them reds,
shes gon hit ya and make ya woozie in the head,
she gon catch you in your 2 short legs,
she gon sling ya like a thing of pegs,
dis what it do when da two fight kills huntin fam,
where da kitties move litta and da dogs move grass,
where i got em you can spot them on da top in da bottom,
hearin more screams in my house like they shot em,
i aint dissin no body but lets bring it to the light,
shes the first brown eyes -n- the white,
yeah deez dogs cant focus cuz they eye sights screwed,
now they sliddin down the stairs like we put on lube,
i got fo different kats its a faboulous thang,
they got alot of teeth but two of em fangs,
and da otha set is the same got my name in da kat,
(Rob me a pet store -n- get me that kat)
Man how did your get kats that way and
how much did you pay
every time i see you...
tha first thing im gon say hey...
