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Surf Song
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A song about your typical, every day, day at the beach. Completely normal.
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The D.P. album "Rare B-Sides and Shit: Our First Album" was recorded one night with a awful radio shack mic, top of the line five years ago compaq presario computer, and a demo of Acid 2.0. This was improv. Chris rocked the guitar and Steve spewed forth his verbal seed.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #484
Peak in subgenre #149
Author
Steve Guntli/Chris Spurlock
Rights
2003
Uploaded
December 01, 2005
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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This song is pretty self-explanatory and amazing. Seriously, has to be one of the funniest songs on this site. it's so good. we're so awesome.
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Heading out to the beach we're going surfing goanna hang some ten and catch some waves goanna look at the women in their bikinis goanna get a boner on the waves (big ass boner) Watching all the girls play volleyball, their breasts go bouncy bouncy, bouncy bouncy bouncy, and the men too goin down, we're going surfing goanna stick my feet under the sand goanna drink too much soda and get the runs hope i can bury my shit in the sand without the women looking because they give me boners don't wanna think about my penis and poop at the same time that's gross (that's really gross) maybe we're going to to look at the big muscular men but in a strictly platonic way, we ain't gay they're so oily with their muscles and their big pecks bouncing their penises are probably the size of my thumb that's not big (steroids) steroids aren't good, steroids aren't good if you wanna be a surfer dude don't take steroids (gotta have a big cock) don't take steroids, big cocks are for bouncing when you're surfing you can't surf without a big penis you know, it's kind of like driving without a vagina, it's hard to do.... oh yeah, we're going SURRRRRRRRRFIN!!!!!! SURFIN! SURFIN! SURFIN! (we're still surfin')
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