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Jackoff Song
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Finished 1/2/06 i was lookin around and i found dis funny azz song by Agentspits and i had to put a lil sumpin sumpin on it...
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Undiscovered Talent
wats poppin yall dis be Jay Blood reppin da STL and puttin it down fo Undiscovered Talent. i aint been da rap game dat long. i'm 15 and i use my music to express myself and to get away from reality.
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Hip-Hop • Hip Hop General
Charts
Peak #206
Peak in subgenre #102
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Undiscovered Records
Uploaded
January 23, 2006
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MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 4:02
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The Jack Off Song - Agentspits ft. Jay Blood intro: agentspits Haha the Jack Off Song baby number 1 hit know what im saying better respect this shit verse 1: Agentspits I dont gotta a girl I got a dick and my hand I jerk it every night leave it spick and span its not like a hobby more like a habit everytime i get horny you know i gotta grab it its automatic that i grab it, wack it, jack it and smack it whether im naked in the shower or just wearin a jacket i choke my chicken so much im already half blind whether im happy or mad i'll do it a good or bad time i dont care what is the situation if you gotta go somewhere and im not finished jacking off bitch you waitin interupt me again i'll kick ur face in if you want the job done right do it urself and be patient i dont care about the rumors i'll beat my meat till it looks like a freakin raisin look on the upside i'll never get blue ball or too tall im not embarassed to admit i jack off i'd even do it in a u-haul in front of you all Chorus 1: Agentspits I jack off everyday yes I do im not gonna lie its true once no fuck that maybe 2 you know what to do let em know dog verse 2: Jay Blood When i'm in da mood i dont give a fuck where i am/ it might be in mall or a cklub in da ckan/ i like to speed it up den slow it down/ man fuck a girl i dont need a hoe around/ i ckan do it betta when i'm by myself/ when its just me and my ckock its da best i eva felt/ its about to pop off i'm about to jack off/ i ckan do it bare hand or lube it up/ with sum lotion or maple syrup/ wateva i got around i'll use it all up/ its my trig and giggle berries and i'm in ckharge of dem/ i ckan wateva da fuck i wanna do to dem/ i'm so good at it dat i'm a pro/ i do it so often i should have my own show/ yea.. you kno wat.. in fact.. i'm horny right now... lets go Chorus 2: agentspits I jack off everyday yes i do even when i am at school even inside of a pool thats just how i do let em know fool verse 3: agentspits just jack off move ya hand up and down do it all around till you hear a sound it goes ( sound: pwit, pwit) when you cummin you nuttin stop buggin my dick is warm and hot like an oven masturbation is sex with someone you lovin so start rubbin always knock before you come in cause i might be cummin started off with magazines but onto vhs but now in 2002 we know dvd is the best i always have tissue so i wont be leaving a mess if i dont have porn i use my imagination when im masturbatin even think of Monique in a lime thong while she says im long i've got hairy palms cause i always play with my schlong dont tell me what to do bitch this is my song dont girls masturbate too ( sound: girl's voice ahh ahh ahh) yes they do melissa too let me kiss ya poon but forget about going 40 days and 40 nights i cant go for 40 hours yo the more you let it build up the more powerful this song is the jack off instruction manual teachin you how to do it i knew i could help people through my music so now jackin off is a sport and im a worldwide pro people wear my clothes and im known everywhere i go Ending Chorus and outro: agentspits I jack off everyday yes i do girls do it too i wanna masturbate with you if your a hottie and have boobs i'll watch ur pussy watch my penis i know you fuckin want to see it so get some lotion and clean it i'll nut on a tissue i miss you The Jack Off song over the Shawn Lov production baby better respect this shit im probably jacking off as ur listening to this song HaHa.
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