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The 80s Funk Action Story
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An 80s Funk action story, turns into an 80s car chase scene halfway through. Be sure to click on the lyrics to follow along. UPDATED Jan. 30
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Some dude who writes stories with music. Sounds odd, but he has a lot of fun doing it. Writes a lot of ocean jams too. He doesn't know what that means.
Hi, I'm James Walrus but I'm not really a walrus as you can tell from the picture on the right (which is real though) To introduce myself I love writing stories and ever since I've gotten into music I've liked telling stories through music too. Kind of like themes or music for scenes, like a soundtrack. I also write about things happening in my life at the time, like the drama of having a real life guardian llama living in my backyard (llama drama)
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Genre
R&B • Funk
Charts
Peak #333
Peak in subgenre #16
Rights
Rambo Records
Uploaded
January 30, 2006
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MP3 4.1 MB • 128 kbps • 4:29
Lyrics
(verse 1) Smack dog, it's Mr. Pudwacker more drugs, than all ya thugs It's Detective Gortster, hot on his tracks poppin caps, to the max! (break 1) Shark attack, on the street! But those Down Under, Got the shark beat yeah! (verse 2) Dolphins flying! into your eye Dogman, got the shark beat, yeah. It's dolphins flying into your eye It's that darn Dogman, he ain't shy Lots of action, Spank shed faction The worms' poppin, in, poppin out visions of kiwi pie, gettin me high it's a round about. (break 2) NAK ATTACK! Watch yo back! Bam, slam! It's the NAK ATTACK! (verse 3) Tell me why she never knew why can't just be an octopus fly all I know is she got the gun it's all fun so tell me why but it's Wilko meetin' the octopus in the alley with a machete, got a train for a brain (Chorus) All I know is we got our guitars and we'll jam all night! It's a party in Idaho with the Dogman and his Loch Ness Monster pizzzza!!! with the Nak Attack! better watch your back! For the Nak attack (verse 4) Dogman, pizza, beer Big Foot, cam man with a plan, bam! Loch ness, tamboruine mastermind cool! fool! it's Gorty by the pool laying out in the sun She came around never knew what to say (repeat chorus) (80s car chase scene) Here comes the 80s CAR CHASE SCENE!!!!!! Whew!! It's variaxman, in the undercover van! GO! (the getaway) It's Grey Angel and the getaway with stolen kiwis and the Big foot It's Dogman in a high speed chase alll across Idaho Tourettes 5139, walking the danger line! Loch Ness monster blocking the street! Loch Ness monster hittin' tha beat! True robbin' the bank with a crank It's Norah with the pink harley so gnarly! pigman pornstar king got all the bling and takin' the fling nak attack, hit ya in the back! talkin smack to your rooster and big foot took the picture your rooster and big foot took the picture. (outro) It's Cellar Dweller, fighting the 20 foot roach! On a stage coach! It's Zed32, stealing Gorty's kangaroo he's got the glue, so now you're stuck! good night"
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