I'm coming to your town.
Ain't nothing keep me down.
Go balls out all the time.
I'm the commando; you'll find out why.
See all the movies
on the big screen.
if you like action
then you like me.
Chuck Norris has got
nothing on me.
Card carrying member
of the A-Team.
I'm a commando.
Bad-ass commando.
I wear no underwear.
I am commando.
Alright!
I love two things.
War, and rock n' roll.
It gives me a hardon
from shore to shore.
This is the new genre.
It's called tough guy rock.
I take it to the next level.
I just cannot stop.
You must understand
you can't hold a man
like me back with things like underwear and muskets.
And throwing stars (of course!)
Those get most people
Commando's know that
that's why I said it.
If you don't believe me.
Try taking a throwing star to the face.
Everytime I try to go out to the town there's always these guys that want to take a little bit of piece of me like my pinky but I cannot complain.
That's a commando's life.
I go commando.
Bad-ass commando.
you want a piece of commando?
Bring it on you can fight my wife.
