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Godless Killing Machines
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Steven Colbert fears nothing -- except bears. But that's just sensible.
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Weird, funny rock and roll. Maybe a little metal. Maybe techno. Maybe. Soulful. So full of what?
I ain't givin' my name to some computer!
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Rock Rock General
Charts
Peak #63
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
Jimmy - Jam
Rights
I guess
Uploaded
September 20, 2007
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MP3 4.4 MB 128 kbps 4:50
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Dear ladies and Gentlemen, I would very much like to speak to you about the four dangers to the human race as I see them. There's Four! The first three are of course taken up by pollution. Word! As everyone knows. I do! The first danger is air. Air! Because we all breathe it. I do to! The second is sea. Sea! The third is land That's three! So you may be saying to yourself, “Hey, brother man!” What is it? What is the fourth danger to the human race? I wanna know! So, I say to you. Good question, young lad. Thanks! And this is what say me. Alright, let's hear it. There's a demon haunting me. He's in the forest he's in the trees. He's squating in a bush. Right now. He's not what he seems. That's just camoflauge So they say that's where they do that everyday but I ain't falling for it. Everytime I've seen the pictures of him he's got big teeth and he want's a piece of me. The whole thing Well I'm in my bed so if he wants to take my head he'll have to find my key. It's not in the garbage And I don't think the bears can even comprehend that sort of technology Hide-a-key looks like a rock! Godless killing machines never catch me not in their dreams I got a stick it's really long kind of sharp and like a little prong In my house they can't get me but I'm hiding under the sheets Playing a game I look out my window and catch his eyes he's looking kind of scared Nail biting bear! Just how far do you think you can push me? Before I push right back. Bears don't understand measurement Look at this man he's got a master plan and you're the X on his map. Marked in crayon! Godless killing machines never catch me not in their dreams I see you standing there and I don't care This truthiness is now a fact. Well better get all your bear friends better hope they have your back I've got a big gun rifle too. I pulled the death card for you. Godless They're So Godless So Godless Godless They're Godless They're Godless So Goddamned Godless So Godless they're Godless Godless killing machines Godless killing machines They're Godless That's what I just said weren't you listening to that whole part just a minute ago. They're so Godless I know, that's what I just said. I'm done, man. I think they know that. So when I go to heaven I won't have to see them. Yeah, you wish. Like I've already said. When did you say it? I didn't say it. Who said it? They're Godless I know! They're soulless Ok, that's new. They're friendless Well, I didn't know that. And now they're all dead. What! I've got the only bear head left What? in the whole universe Yeah, like anyone could even know that. So how does it feel to be all dead? Probably like nothing. To be all gone to take that dirt nap? Peaceful? Do you really think I really give a damn I guess, you made this song. That you're all gone now. Of course, I've got a lot of lawsuits. Well, I don't care, well, yeah I do, because those are expensive and I gotta get started on those. I gotta go, I gotta go. You, you, you. You in the back row with the glasses on. The smart guy. That's right. I'm looking at all the idiots around you. They're retarded. That guy there should be wearing a helmet. You! Are you a lawyer? Do you know a lawyer? That happens to hate bears. Nature in general? Ah, whatever you guys suck. Come on! I kill all the bears in the universe this is the thanks I get.
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