The Halo King is some 13 year old kid, and it burns me up inside to no end. This song has pretty much been abandoned so I put up what I had for posterity.
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The Halo King
I am the Halo King.
Bow down before me or I’ll make it obscene.
I am only 13.
So I got nothing to do no not a thing.
Stayed home from school today.
I whined to mom and she said it’s ok.
She gave me a bowl of soup.
But I don’t eat a thing ‘cause it makes me poop.
That’s less time to play.
I’m so good I’m wanted by the CIA.
Got a game rocker.
Which I sit in all day.
A tiny little TV and bug eyes.
Need Kool-Aid is my warcry.
Blacken my face for war.
Using mom’s old Sharpie pen.
Now I am a true man,
And Halo is my tribe.
If I were in the army
I’d be promoted to Master Chief.
I am the Halo King,
And I am number 1.
Bullets cannot hurt me
And plasma swords are so much fun.
Whoah grief!
