Leroy Jenkins!
I got my sword and I got my shield.
Just like Bill McNeal I’m the real deal.
You can’t deny.
I’m a helluva guy.
I got my adrenaline goin’ I just got off my IV.
So hyped about today’s quest I am looking for my +1 Wheaties.
Coach, I’m sure I won’t screw up.
Put me in.
What’s the worst I can do?
Maybe run into a room
With a bunch of animals
That will tear us limb from limb.
Make us all start again.
Leroy Jenkins!
Should I pay attention when you plan out the attack
So you can get me my shoulder pads of androgyny?
Instead I’ll go to the kitchen
Get myself some chicken.
Roasted breast of chicken on my plate and now I’m thinkin’
Did you guys even get a plan?
Hey you guys, you know those animals inside?
