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Space Piratez
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Captain Dark Matter Beard, Neutron Jack, and the Silver Sailor scourge the galaxy lootin booty.
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Matt Ritz, Tristan Hart, and Brian Smith join together to create The Circadian Rhythm, a parody band of hip hop wannabes in a somewhat old school style of hip h
This was a joke project by two of the members from The Carbonic Machine and another friend. We basically do hip hop songs that are completely uncharacteristic of the style.
Song Info
Genre
Hip-Hop • Old School
Charts
Peak #1,482
Peak in subgenre #30
Author
Hart, Ritz, Smith
Rights
2005
Uploaded
February 18, 2006
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 3:04
Story behind the song
We were bored and thought that rapping about space pirates would be funny. Not much else to it.
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Captain Dark Matter Beard: Just left the space colony all stocked up on supplies Now I'm sailin' through the intergalactic skies Tryin' to break off a slice of that cosmic pie And do you know why? Cuz I'm a space pirate! Now I'm sailing at ludicrous speed Lookin' for a helpless ship to appease my need For those federation credits, don'tcha get it Cuz I said it, and got it, what's that I see? Starboard bow! It's stellar transport and its fighter escort Travellin' at light speed to a distant port Enact the tractor beam, we're space piratez supreme And you know we gonna get that cream! Neutron Jack: I am from the seventh star of the system of Caviar Everybody's looting billions, everyone makes a mark And as the czar it's up to me whether or not you make it far Space travel is open and everyone's playin' their part With a little bit of this; a little tiny bit of that I got two laser hooks for hands and you can never understand how I pilot my ship like that But it isn't over yet, you better turn and run Cuz even though I don't seem like much of a rival I am liable to thoroughly destroy someone Silver Sailor v3.3: Make my final pass to dock with the mothership Lookin' for the captain I know he's gonna flip his shit Because I've been gone for too long and he knows I'm late But I'll clean the slate when he sees what I robbed from sector eight Plug into the integrated armament system Scan through the mainframe, select the next mission I'm pleased to see what pops up on my heads up display It's an antimatter shipment and we're on the way Brace for the time shift, slippin' outta space rift Federation escort, 'bout to get a facelift Don't see nothing, don't even know what hit 'em Cuz these are radeon XL fusion missiles I'm spittin' I never miss these escorts so near in the end I got a cybernetic patch where my eye shoulda' been Captain Dark Matter Beard: Captain Dark Matter Beard; scourge of the galaxy Me and my dick bein' interstellar emissaries Sittin' in my throne as my craft departs I call to my first mate and the engine starts Light the fusion reactor, particle accelerator Got some booty in my quarters that I'll have to save for later Neutron Jack: I got the stellar enterprise; it's a travellin' ship that'll generate a dip in the skies If you let yourself, you will get hyp-uh-no-tized Everyone opposed to me is steppin' aside I put the bitches on the gang plank where they belong If I didn't I be dealin' with a ridiculous throng Of alien bitches attracted to the riches I be switchtin' Using my carbon-generated anti-systemic moleculizer Silver Sailor v3.3: Silver Sailor version three point three I got silver on my electrodes promotin' conductivity I run my ship on cold fusion to make the beat freeze...
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