i know a man and he's a cocksucking cunt and he's on the hunt for Penis Land
He's fuckin happy but he won't write a song about how fuckin happy he is
He drinks his own piss hoping his penis will grow long
chorus:
oh brendan write a fuckin song you'll be happier if you write a song
i know good vocals are hard to pass with a nine inche dick in your ass
oh brendan write a fucking song you piece of shit go suck a dick
if you dont ill stop playing preacher, i'll just burn and torcher each living creature
he has a weak soul and he fucks his chair he eats pubic hair and shit in a bowl
all of this is the life of Brendan the douchebag he would change if he would just write a fuckin song
chorus
brendan's the boy we all hate because he smells like shit
without toothpaste he throws a fit- he uses that, he uses that
to masturbate
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