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Secret Midget (Full version)
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The theme from an imaginary children's cartoon.
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For people who love traditional, structured, sane music - this is torment. For freaks that love insanity and laughter - this might just be what you need to fil
Joint Trench Clench maintains this Doktor band dedicated to absurdity, chaos, and slack. If you like the songs, drop us a line on the message board. If you love our "BOB", spark that frop pipe and rock like the true mutant you are! Join the Church of the Subgenius - send thirty bucks to PO BOX 204206 - Austin, TX 78720-4206 - Praise Bob!
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Podcasts • Comedy
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#3,584 today Peak #10
#993 in subgenre Peak #3
Author
Touchmonkey/Queso
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2006
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March 10, 2006
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MP3 1.5 MB • 128 kbps • 1:36
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Secret midget (X2) He was born into a world where midgets were illegal cause their farts, when huffed, gave powers to the ordinary people. So he built a hidden laboratory. Now he's fighting evil. He's a secret midget. He fought the robot commies that were sellin' crack. He fought the hair on Ed Asner's back. And the Mustache from Atlantis, when he stopped it's last attack. He's a secret midget. He's got cybernetic arms and legs that he built in the 80's. He's got all the dancin' moves, so he can drive the ladies crazy. He's a master of disguise, sometimes he looks like Patrick Swayzee. He's a secret... What's his secret? They're confused. Some say that he's Tomy Cruz. Some say Tommy's lover Bruce, but it's a secret midget. Oh Mr. Smith, you're so tall and mysterious. Oh Mr. Smith, you are as unto the Barcelona man. Secret... What a secret. Midget... What a midget. Secret... What a secret. Midget...
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Dark Days of Youth
Oct 29, 2009
Well-produced track. Cool sound,especially like the vocals and lyrics (very clever and humorous)