Kieran is my inspiration. Unbeknownst to himself, he started all this...
Just uneducated fun
Pleasure in nothingness
Story behind the song
Silly story about a confused man who really wants to score with a chick and ends up being manipulated by some butcher... Tragic ending. ;)
Lyrics
Was looking in the wrong places
Was loosing myself in the scene
But Jesus came and winked at me
He showed me where the rare pearl was
So I went there
Was so surprised
Found her in the middle of nowhere
Found her... in a barn
And now, I am so happy
And now, I am so fulfilled
'Cause I found her in a barn
I found her and she's pretty sexy
Found myself a chick
Found myself a chick, yeah
Found myself a chick
Found myself a chick, yeah
And she's so sexy when she cackles:
Moo moo moo moo moo moo (etc)
Was going out with my chick
Went to that fancy restaurant
But Jesus came and winked at me
Told me: don't eat at KFC
So we left there
Was so sorry
My chick didn't seem to mind the turmoil
But then... she is from a barn
Found myself a chick
Found myself a chick, yeah
Found myself a chick
Found myself a chick, yeah
And she's so sexy when she cackles:
Moo moo moo moo moo moo (etc)
Was going to propose to her
Built a nice satin hen-house
But Jesus came and winked at me
She had no part in his fantasy
So I stopped there
Was so horny
He found me in the middle of nowhere
He found me... in a barn
And now, he is so happy
And now, he is so fulfilled
'Cause he found me in a barn
He found me and I'm pretty sexy
Found himself a chick
Found himself a chick, yeah
Found himself a chick
Found himself a chick, yeah
And I'm so sexy when I cackle:
Moo moo moo moo moo moo (etc)
So I found out your Jesus
May not be my Jesus
But I love my Jesus
And I think he is some kind of butcher
So all I want to say now is:
Kill me, Jesus
Please, kill me Jesus... etc
Moooooooo
