Took a roadtrip to the beach
Horizon's always just out of reach
Took a billion years to get to shore
Found a place and settled down
Chased them seagulls out of town
This summer fun is a crushing bore
If I swim with you will you behave ?
You'd rock our boat just to make some wave
You get real thirsty I'll drive to the store
Hell I don't wanna be yo friend no more
All this sunshine is killin me
Your shadow and the water is zero degrees
Pretend to sleep so we don't talk no more
You put too much faith in them magazines
Gossip columns and rockstar dreams
Wantin everything you can't afford
Yeah, I'm not so simple or naive
As your horoscope might have you believe
But I can tell you what's in store
Baby I won't be your friend no more, no
You're a grand old dame of 21
Old as rocks, bright as the sun
And a choir of angels sing you thru the door
There's two too many voices in my head
One says "Run" and the other one says
"One and one and one and one be four"
Yo, I can't be your friend no more
I'm wakin' up from a fever dream
You're next to me in a blanket of steam
And I don't know what you're yelling for
It's been a fine day, thank god it's done
You're blue in the face and I'm brown from the sun
And I tell you to your face at the driver's side door
That I cain't be your friend no more
