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Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,211
Peak in subgenre #648
Author
Mink-C/Ace List
Rights
Mink-C
Uploaded
April 24, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:53
Lyrics
FAME AIN'T SHIT
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Celebrity reality all around
I sit, get pissed off, and write it down
Used to be the only thing to watch was BBC
Now there over 100 channels on my TV
its the curse of the modern computer age
quality stays poor, while the poor get paid
well back in the day this shit didn't exist
let me break it down a little like this
now i'd like to punch cunts like Kirsten Dunst
leave her fucking bleeding like that time of the month
Halle Berry, like to bury her in the cemetary
hook up with her daughter, and pop her fuckin cherry
Pete Doherty was in the club last night
love to burn the motherfucker with his own crack pipe
then hook up with Kate, snort lines and do it doggy
then she can lick my bollocks like a prossy
You'd never see Brian Dehhney acting like a bitch
same with Bobby hittin whitney Houston with a stick
now its heroin chic and frog ringtones
used to beat myself off to photos of Grace Jones
all the pussy got juicy at the sight of Gary Busey
Even MJ had em drippin profusely
When BAD dropped, Chevy Chase was sittin on top
Stallone in Cobra, was the top wop cop
Keanu Reeves can't act, Matt Lucas has no hair
Richard Pryor was a better stand-up in his Wheelchair
Reece Witherspoon - ugly as sin
Gigantic Chin! Bigger than a wheelie-bin
Years ago I was hard for Cyndi Lauper in a thong
its wrong that we got monsters now like Charlize Theron
Like that bony, hollow eyed, skeletal J-Lo
Scarlett Johansson? - another pig-eyed ho
and Liz Hurley who wouldn't get down and give a blow
What happened to good looking women like Flo-
-Ella Benjamin, she'd send you into multiple nuts
these day they're all attitude and tight butts
Celebs are now tossers like Sean fuckin Bean
Used to be t-bone now its lean cuisine
Stars used to have big cars and cigars
now its all prius's and no-smoking bars
used to be gettin paid now its fair trade cartons
like to chuck a hand grenade at chris martin
so fuck special features, fuck the crunk scene
fuck music for teens, fuck celebrity magazines
fuck introspective raps that don't uplift me
fuck homo fat double-chinned freaks like 50
fuck g-unit, fuck kirstie allen, fuck seal
fuck sarah michelle gellar fuck anna fucking friel
fuck chavs and happy-slappin'
they'll be pappin' their pants when they hear their bones snappin'
fuck tom cruise, never made a film i've liked
same with angelina jolie, fuckin dry boxed dyke
fuck the internet and all the internet MCs
fuck these thick motherfuckers who are buying degrees
fuck everbody making loot on bullshit fame
at the oscars and the grammys i ain't hearing my name
all i see is shite actors and in addition theres
anorexic fucking models and nellys fuckin there!
if that plaster wearing fool is an award winner
i'll be yakking up my motherfuckin rarebit dinner
