Come in let me show you about this my haunted house
yes i know the heatings off but theres a possed mouse
look there as it runs by come on we'll chace it this way
its names Roger and its from down the way and i heard hes gay
but i dont dare tell him cos well yeh hes Evil like Dracula
the last mouse got beat to death with a smoking spatchula
but Roger claimed it wasnt him and swore blind like a bam bat
he told me a few white lies hurt noone so i could him a rat
he started chasing me so i started running
like the Game i was *sample runnin* yes so cunning
still im running where i come across a lady she was stunning
then she turned into a man so i ran fas as i could
i fell on my arse where Roger stood on me saying its all Good
till i reached from my pocket a light n put him on fire like wood
cos i love explosions n biology so its like killing two birds with the one stone
so please sit down and enjoy this tour of my haunted house
Chorus
This a haunted house please come inside
This a haunted house please come inside
Dont act surprised if u see a ghost or Me with sheets on my head
or people screaming at things thats just me pulling a puppet with string
Verse 2
Ok verse two comes are you ready to meet another friend
hes called george and looking down from his head u cant see the end
hes ten foot 2 and tells jokes that makes u pretty sick
yeh and as u can tell hes got a pretty big
he keeps me company and sane in and insane world
he often tries to find me a nice girl
but fails cos they run away from his huge height
a big friendly giant who always kisses me good night
George aint evil george is my friend unlike Roger
an evil mouse who tries to kill his own spouse
but wot i forget to tell u was thatt Roger is retarded
he cant do 2 plus 2 or get the tv started
i just laugh and think back to when i set him on fire
no one believe i hav ghosts in my room but i do sire
would i lie to u or this another clue that ive gone Crazy
but George said im not and says welcome to this haunted house
talking
