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A rework of an old one after bending it now I have been doing it live a bit. Bit of a shuffle in E. Graham
been there virgin sand ou
Strictly a demos only performer <br />Jam at live gigs sometimes and have a whole lotta fun doing it
I am writer, and general Mister Nice Guy. I am not a performer but manage to squeak out stuff good enough for others to hear and do better with. Lucky for you lot. I get a few other people to sing and play some of my stuff. I do make Karaoke tracks of my songs and perform them every Saturday night, trotting twix the two local pubs that do karaoke. I have a whole heap more fun than doing covers all the time. Most weeks having at least one new song to try out on the punters. Have seven recorded and getting airplay. And not only on my show Roar Radio either. Backing music for Born To Be Blue is now on a video showing the Esperance service providers. Out soon. More later.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #405
Peak in subgenre #121
Author
Graham Henderson
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Graham Henderson APRA
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May 24, 2006
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:10
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In The Beginning © Copyright APRA Graham Henderson 2004 Oh. There's a lot of theories on how. This world got spat out. That’s one of the things We often argue about. We’ve all got an opinion. We defend with all our might. Here is mine which I believe. Is the one that’s right. In the beginning God created woman. Moulded from clay ‘N dust. Gave her a figure oh so fine. But when he got to the bust. He must have got distracted Momentarily And couldn’t decide how many boobs. There ought to be. So one day little Evie. Said to her maker "Hey God. What's with this extra tit. Ya useless bloody sod?" The flaming thing bugs me. It’s always in the way. And it stings when my strings twang it. Every time I play." Now God looked at his creation. And said, "Well bugger me." You're right Evie Baby. There should be two not three. "But it's easy fixed because. I am the Man you know." Then he grabbed little Evie, naked as the dawn. And the cleavage was born…..Instrumental Well a few days later God came back. To see how Eve was getting on. And she said she was happy. That extra jug was gone. But said she had noticed. All the animals had company. So she said, "Hey God Honey. "How'd ya like to make a mate for me?" Well God smacked his forehead. And called himself a fool. Said naturally she'd want company. We all do as a rule. He said, “I’ll fix that. With some DNA. From the useless boob I threw beneath. The apple tree just the other day.”
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