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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,260
Peak in subgenre #706
Author
Sliksta/Devize
Uploaded
September 10, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:52
Story behind the song
Pacemaker had a track called "you cant touch me" using devize's beat. I flipped it into a sexual humour track called "touch me"
Lyrics
VERSE 1:
yo, I harass women when I film them undressin
Malestin' whatever can fit on my errection
and Im guessin' this is where I mention Im innocent
I can see up your skirt and damnit Im filmin it
So ladies if you ever find me sniffin your thong
in your laundry basket, tryin them on
dont mind me, just agree to be my wifey
its rainy outside, come on an' bring your white tee
so if you ever leave me alone with your daughter
Its known, Im prone to become her next babies father
dont bother, for years my teachers have tried to explain it
cause i laughed in class whenever they said "uranus"
Dont be scared now, ladies please Im not a rapist
I just like to sit in the change room and video tape it
So Pull back the curtains, Open your shades
Im goin' to spray my matter all over you babes
CHORUS:
(x2)When I cum its like "ewww" oh baby
pull back the covers, will you call me? maybe
I know your kinda pissed cause I aint called back lately
but always in the end...
I know you wanna touch me
VERSE 2:
In the backseat, and ready to tap that
explode my load through the roof of your hatchback
ready to match that, prepare for my creama'
cause baby I got more wood then Bob Villa
I got inches of fun tucked down in my trousers
so like chuckie cheese baby, we'll have fun for hours
dont get sour, just gather it up
we can hop in the shower I can lather you up
cause oh babe babe my lil' ivory queen
dont care whatchu look like your the girl of my dreams
with moisturizing cream and a box of scotties
we can chat all night cause your a hottie
gunna please you once, then please you twice
get "de javu" when your sleepin with mike
Its a whole new meaning when your gettin down to the rim
I taught this chick the breast stroke, "but you dont even swim"
CHORUS:
(x2)When I cum its like "ewww" oh baby
pull back the covers, will you call me? maybe
I know your kinda pissed cause I aint called back lately
but always in the end...
I know you wanna touch me
VERSE 3:
so when I call you at home when your all alone
lets take some pictures on your camera phone
and when your dad gets home and sees us on the table
I let him know, I did a show with daddy's little angel
ohhhh I put her in the mood when do what we do
get her so wet her panties turn see-through
let the heat through, stop and let me ask this
you said you wanted mexican, how about a dirty sanchez?
but its best, we keep it clean and less harry
yeah I like sliced fruit but I rather pop your cherry
its scary, 20 inches to spare, see
Slik is a soldier but he rather do it missionary
national geographic, or stevie wonder brail nipples
till she buckles and their size tripples
or else, I can motor boat it instead
you wanted a beer but your gettin all head
CHORUS:
(x2)When I cum its like "ewww" oh baby
pull back the covers, will you call me? maybe
I know your kinda pissed cause I aint called back lately
but always in the end...
I know you wanna touch me
