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sven and morty's lunchtime hit parade (LIVE radio)
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similar to 'war of the worlds' radio broadcast in the 1930's that terrified a nation? Well the same kind of thing happened with this broadcast. Except the only listeners that got scared were those who happened to be high on PCP at the time.
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The music can have a grungy techno rock/metal feal to it at times. It will also sound like Blues and Jazz mixed with rock on some tracks. Other times it sounds
------ The JPF Experiment is the name for the work I have been doing composing music. (notice how I use the word "composing" so that it sounds like I'm hot stuff!? Pretty good hey!!) Anyway,.. I have utilized computer software,my guitar, keyboard and harmonica to come up with these files. I am the writer producer and performer of these songs.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #70
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
Jay Ferdy Werdy
Uploaded
August 16, 2006
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MP3 5.9 MB • 128 kbps • 6:24
Story behind the song
I was concidering using this in a short film that me and my friend are going to make soon. This would be the radio playing in the background.
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KTLN in the morning "who's that? It's the funny crazy sven and morty lunchtime hit parade !!!" Sven: good afternoon regina it's the sven and morty lunchtime hit parade coming to you on a sunny sunny monday afternoon! Morty: it's sunny out there today! Sven: you got that right morty ... I am sven nightsong here and this is my partner in crime (sound of siren or something) Morty calhoon !! Morty: thank you folks I want to be the first to point out that today marks our 5th year on the air together. I wanted to say that it has been a blast! Sven: Truer words have never been spoken Morty and I want to say that you are like a brother to me. If you ever needed someone to suck out the venom from your snake bitten ass, I would be the first in line. Morty: ... thanks ? Sven: You bet your cock morty old pal. Hey speaking of biting asses. You know what realy knaws my hiney? Now I may be going out on a limb here but .. is it just me or does it seem that there is a lot of abuse of these disabled parking areas? Why just the other day I saw silver haired con artist skulking his way with his fake walker to the pharmacy. Meanwhile, I (just like every other upstanding citizen) have to park half a mile away and waste time walking just to get myself some over the counter wake-up pills. Now I may be taking a hard line on this but haven't things gone a little too far Regina? Call in and let us know what you think about this 1-800-222-4955. We want to year what you think regina. I tell you back in my days as a lawyer I would have just walked up to an old imposter like grandpa and cold cocked that b*** in the mouth. I would have said "hey pops! my daddy died in korea so that you could have the right to park in a lot that has english signs! Not so you can use the local pharmacy as your own personal express lane! OK!! forty five minutes past the hour you know what that means?? It's time to listen to the weather ... (interuption) ************* ************* (sound of breaking news type teletype .. morris code type stuff SOS sound) deet de deet dee deet We are interupting this regularly scheduled broadcast of kTLN weather update to bring you a urgent breaking news story This just in from KTLN radio newsroom. It seems the city of Regina is in the grip of a a strange and frightning bloodbath of an epidemic. bazarre attacks have been happening all over the city. The attacks are by all accounts unprovoked. The victims of these attacks are random citizens minding their own business. We are scrambling to get you more information about these attacks but little information is known. Police constable Ted van Galemontbergussky made a statement today to the press: "we want you to know uh .. uh .. that we are doing all we can. All we can say at this time is that there have been at least 200 deaths from vicious bloody attacks. We want to plead with the citezens of this CITy to stay in your homes. Little is known of the attackers However, we have had several reports come in that these attackers are dessed as mailmen! they all are dressed as mailmen but look monsterous in that their eyes and face are disfigured and abnormal. We have no way of confirming this but all accounts of the attackers looking this way been cooberated by many citizen reports that have been flooding in all morning. please stay in your homes or in your offices. Do not attempt to go out in the streets. There have been at least 200 deaths so far and we regretfully expect more reports to come pouring in!" Again that was police constable Ted Van Galemonberussky
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