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The Legend of the Remixing Embarassment
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Grandpa V tells the boys about his old hardcore remixing days.
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People say we rock hardcore. ...people don't say we rock hardcore.
We are Voltaire Adams and reelmojo. Voltaire Adams is 20 years old. He does singing, voice acting, and writing. reelmojo is 24 years old. He does singing, voice acting, writing, guitar playing, and technical stuff (which rarely gets more advanced than "typing").
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #49
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
reelmojo and Voltaire Adams
Rights
2006
Uploaded
October 08, 2006
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MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:46
Story behind the song
~Credts~ Lil' mojo - reelmojo Lil' Volt - Voltaire Adams Grandpa V - Voltaire Adams Difficult P - reelmojo ~Music Credits~ djpretzel - The Sveldt (Final Fantasy 6 remix) Whoever composed Pokemon - Pokemon Green Battle Theme reelmojo - 24 Reasons Why EazyP Should Be Kicked in the Throat Hale-Bopp - Summertime (Star Ocean Remix) Yoko Shimomura - Scherzo Di Notte
Lyrics
Legend of the Remixing Embarassment *Lil' Volt and lil' mojo are listening to a techno remix* mojo - Oh Sveldt ass dude this song is the bomb! Volt - I know! I've heard good things... *Grandpa V bursts in* Grandpa V - What are you two doing in here you little cock gobbles!? Both kids - Ahhh! Grandpa V - What is this? A Lincoln Logs remix!? *kids are confused* Grandpa V - Back in my day we had an entire website devoted to nothing but game remixes! mojo - We actually have three of tho... Grandpa V - Oh it was glorious! Now, we were limited on what we could remix of course. We were Over LiMiTed you could say! We remixed and we were over limited... there were overlimited remixes all over the place... I forget what the site was called though. Volt - OverLiMiTed ReMi... Grandpa V - Interruption! Blaggah! So gather 'round children, I'm going to tell you a story! Volt - *sigh* Couldn't you just ground us? mojo - Or beat us? Volt - Yeah, yeah you could beat us! Grandpa V - No no, I'm afraid a story is the way to go. Who was that you were listening to anyway? mojo - djpretz... Grandpa V - djpretzel!?! There will be no pretzels in my house, you know I'm diabetic! Volt - No you're not! Grandpa V - Back in the day we had remixers named after foods too! I remember a certain Centipede remix made by Divisible by Pancake that was just splendiferous! mojo - Just get on with the story, I've got a date with Lil' Vikki in like a half hour. Grandpa V - So anyway, there we were on our site getting swarmed by new competition after new competition when one man dared to create one more! It was the greatest remixing competition of all time, oh yes! FunnyHaHa he called it! Your old Grandpa V even used to hardcore battle from time to time. Volt - Did this involve flying in anyway? Grandpa V - I'll cut your arms off you little ass goblin! Anyway, so there I was in a head to head confrontation with my arch nemesis! *flashback* Difficult P - Die monster, you don't belong in... Young V - Stuff it cock pants, I've heard it all before! P - Well then, how do you like this? Unts! Attack! *horrible remix plays* Young V - Ow! It was super effective! P - Hahaha, I am so cool. Young V - You can't stop me, Difficult P! Summertime, attack! *Summertime plays* P - *gasping, hurt* I am defeated. Young V - Horray for Virgil! (victory fanfare plays) *flashback ends* *fade in to Kingdom Hearts music in the background* Grandpa V - And that's how I single handledly saved the day and... hey turn that crap off and listen to me! Volt - Fine Grandpa, give us your punchout ending... Grandpa V - I wasn't talking about Punch-Out at all. *next line is fading away as the kids slowly leave* Oh but I remember a time when me and Glass Joe and I went out drinking. Oh Super Macho Man was giving me the eye in the corner... he's got those bouncy boobs going for him you know! Anyway so I was working over Von Kaiser trying to get a little of that camel toe action but Glass Joe... oh he was so drunk he was hitting on King Hippo! He just kept punching him in the stomach so his pants would drop... it was hilarious! *during that speech* mojo - Man, your grandpa is a pain in the ass, dude! Volt - Yeah... hey wanna go kick Eazy P in the throat? mojo - You sir, have yourself a deal. *click*
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