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Friar's Club Roast of LAOS
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reelmojo and Voltaire Adams gather up a whole ensamble of characters to roast Less Ashamed of Self for the official unofficial birthday of FunnyHaHa. Speacial Guest stars!
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People say we rock hardcore. ...people don't say we rock hardcore.
We are Voltaire Adams and reelmojo. Voltaire Adams is 20 years old. He does singing, voice acting, and writing. reelmojo is 24 years old. He does singing, voice acting, writing, guitar playing, and technical stuff (which rarely gets more advanced than "typing").
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#3,134 today Peak #46
#345 in subgenre Peak #6
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reelmojo and Voltaire Adams
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2006
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October 30, 2006
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MP3 9.7 MB 80 kbps 16:56
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Announcer Guy - And now coming to you live from Blue Ball Studios in glamorous Napoleon, Ohio: It's the first annual Friar's Club Roast of Less Ashamed of Self! Radio Guy - Alright we're back! Welcome to the first annual Friar's Club Roast of LAOS! I hope you enjoyed our LAOS flavored drinks in the lobby, and let's all thank Vikki for baking us up some great LAOS shaped cakes too! Alright, our first roaster this evening runs his own line of Training Academies, although not very well. Please welcome Jeff! Jeff - Thank you, thank you... *son of a bitch* Well, when I first met LAOS he was young, weak and stupid, heh heh heh. And come on he didn't even have his own cult followers! But down at the Less Ashamed of Self Training Academy he learned everything he needed to know to... be himself... and you can too! So come on down and get your degree in... Maestro hit the music please. Maestro? Hitting the music!... *music plays Jeff off the Stage* Son of a bitch I wasn't done yet! Radio Guy - Alright we're back with more important people! Up next is a man who needs, or rather deserves no introduction. But since Station Manager Chrono is paying me to introduce him, here he is! My favorite remixer and yours... emo mojo! emo mojo - I've prepared a few jokes for you all this evening. Like... like how have you ever noticed how LAOS's name could be Less Ashamed of Shelf? *crickets chirp* Or... or Less Ashamed of Sandwich? *crickets chirp* Okay, okay, one more, one more... Two guys walk into a LAOS see, and... Radio Guy - (in background) You suck! emo mojo - Oh... I'm gonna leave! *Music plays emo mojo off stage* Radio Guy - Alright we're back!! Our next roaster couldn't be with us tonight due to the fact that we don't do his voice ourselves. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Trenthian joining us by telephone. *Trenthian's part* Radio Guy - Alright we are back! Our next roaster is second on the evil meter only to Eazy P himself. Please cower in fear for Kamohlus! Kamohlus - I am Kamohlus! Lord of Darkness and slightly less evil things! I had to stop pillaging women and raping villages just for a chance to come here and talk about LAOS? Like Less Ashamed of Self, LAOS? What is that? We should be roasting me, Kamohlus! The Lord of Freaking Darkness! I mean really, do you people know how evil I am? I'm more evil than your grandma, I'll tell you that! LAOS, what has he ever done that we evil? Been three weeks late with results? That's not evil, that's... well I don't even know what that is but it's not evil! Whatever I'm done, someone else get up here and roasts this non-evil... non-evilguy. I'm gonna go tie up babies by their ankles. Radio Guy - Alright we're back! Our next roaster amazingly is not reelmojo, please welcome Victoria Adams. Victoria - Hi!! Oh man... LAOS. I remember when I first heard that name. Yeah, Voltaire and Caleb wouldn't shut up about him for like 20 minutes. I just had to join OCR and meet this guy. I didn't really want him to know that I was Voltaire's sister at first though because... well honestly I think they scare him. I did send him some nude pics though. Those guitar pics weren't wearing anything at all! Anyways...Happy Birthday LAOS! Radio Guy: Alright she's gone! Well Lukey, we has a special treat for you. Some of your OCR buddy have recorded a messages for you. The hosts, if you ignore the fact that Zircon is the host now, of VGDJ...The Wingless and Pixietricks! The Wingless: Hey LAOS, this are the Wingless. Pixietricks: Oh god this am Pixietricks. TW: We just wanted to give you a special messages for all that times you called in and left that hillarious voice mails for I and she. PT: Oh gods that were good! ....ays? TW: Indeed Pixietrick. PT: I just wants to said...I would fuck LAOS. TW: You and us both, Pixietricks. Just remember Mr. William, I'm blacks as hells. PT: Oh gods this voices is wron
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